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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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By copying Father Photius's act that was copied from James
What would Father Photius do when some of the kids he is performing for start crying out loudly and pointing their fingers at the 'superman' outfit? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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He would say: "Kids, I know I am only skin and bones, that is because I retired."
What will be the first trick Photius will perform for the kids? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The fly swatter appearance ... so he can swat someone anytime.
Why is it that Father Photius does not perform cigarette manipulations? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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Because the cigarette companies banned him from holding their cigarettes.
What will be Photius' favorite pet to use? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His cold slimy per lizard.
Which manipulation routine is Father Photius famous for? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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Manipulating members words to make it looked as if they spelled it wrong.
What was Photius first magic trick? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He has to learn how to say the magic word "abracadabra" first.
What is Father Photius's favorite silk trick for kids? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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Turning a silk into a bible.
What will James say magically when he get 3400 post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Wow! Did I send out 3400 jabs?
What is Dynamike's favorite magic words? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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Honey, can we go to bed now?
What is James' favorite magic words? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Watch my hands carefully.
What is Father Photius's favorite magic words? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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Amencadabra.
What is Photius' hardest trick to perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Changing the color of his gown to a different shade of black.
What is the easiest trick to learn? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Making money vanish.
How do you get rich as a magician?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You start out mega rich.
How many magicians does it take to remember all the jokes Mark Wilson told at WMS?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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None, you just have to find Mark's cue cards.
Why are James and Dynamike tag teaming Father Photius?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17248 Posts
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Only heaven knows...
Why did the magician pull coins out of the bratty kids ears?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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That was the only way to get paid as he acted as an ear doctor.
Why Photius never told us he was going to WMS before he left? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So nobody will expect him there ... his objective is to copy everyone's act.
What is going to happen now since Photius is back? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24144 Posts
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We are going to have to sit up straight, type properly, show respect to each other and read the bible.
What trick did Photius learn at the WMS? |
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