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Two feet of course. And don't we all have two heads. When my girlfriend tells me I am hard headed, she is not looking into my eyes. For those guys who do not have two heads, I recommend you report this to your doctor immediately.

How was the magic wand invented?
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When James decided to vanish a ball with a stick broken from a wooden clotheshanger. From then on he called it a magic wand and the whole world followed ever since.

Why did the magician decide to change his act?
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Becasue a bunch of creepy kids exposed his methods on youtube.

How did James break his coat hanger in the first place?
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Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
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It was already a broken coat hanger with a loose stick and all I did was take out the stick from it easily.

Why did the magician produced eggs from his mouth?
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James, I was hoping you'd say from beating those creepy kids LOL

Because taking them out the other end would be gross.

Why did the magician swallow razor blades?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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He couldn't find any crackers.

Why did the magician splash acid on himself?
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Someone told him to really improve he had to feel the burn.

What happened when the magician tried to invent the zig zag toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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(I don't know, but the image is priceless!)
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Dynamike
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He loss his own guts, that he decided to decided to use an assistant.

Why did the magician give up the Billiard Ball trick?
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Because the bandit had him at knifepoint...
Why did the magician drop the card stab from his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because when dropped the card stab knife last time, it stabbed his own foot.

What type of magic can Dynamike do that no other magician can do?
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Very, very, very bad magic.

Why did the magician decided to do his act on a tight wire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He thought it might be fun to do a show high.

What do you call it when another magician does David Copperfield's pregnant spectator routine?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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Surrogate magic.

What did the magician hide in his topit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Another topit so he will have insurance when he miss the first one.

How does Photius use the topit with his black gown?
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On 2009-03-12 09:40, Father Photius wrote:
Very, very, very bad magic.

lol 5 Stars
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On 2009-03-12 13:52, JamesTong wrote:
Another topit so he will have insurance when he miss the first one.

How does Photius use the topit with his black gown?

The opening was underneath his beard.
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Well since no one seems interested in leaving another gag:

What did the magician say when he sat on his hot plate?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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(my bad. I forgot because your previous one got to me.)

Hot "as" is.

If our #1 Dynamike puts a magic forum together, what shall it be called?
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Why did the magician wear golashes on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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