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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts 
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Two feet of course. And don't we all have two heads. When my girlfriend tells me I am hard headed, she is not looking into my eyes. For those guys who do not have two heads, I recommend you report this to your doctor immediately.
How was the magic wand invented? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When James decided to vanish a ball with a stick broken from a wooden clotheshanger. From then on he called it a magic wand and the whole world followed ever since.
Why did the magician decide to change his act? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Becasue a bunch of creepy kids exposed his methods on youtube.
How did James break his coat hanger in the first place?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It was already a broken coat hanger with a loose stick and all I did was take out the stick from it easily.
Why did the magician produced eggs from his mouth? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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James, I was hoping you'd say from beating those creepy kids LOL
Because taking them out the other end would be gross. Why did the magician swallow razor blades?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He couldn't find any crackers.
Why did the magician splash acid on himself?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Someone told him to really improve he had to feel the burn.
What happened when the magician tried to invent the zig zag toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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(I don't know, but the image is priceless!)
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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He loss his own guts, that he decided to decided to use an assistant.
Why did the magician give up the Billiard Ball trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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Because the bandit had him at knifepoint...
Why did the magician drop the card stab from his act?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because when dropped the card stab knife last time, it stabbed his own foot.
What type of magic can Dynamike do that no other magician can do? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Very, very, very bad magic.
Why did the magician decided to do his act on a tight wire?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He thought it might be fun to do a show high.
What do you call it when another magician does David Copperfield's pregnant spectator routine?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Surrogate magic.
What did the magician hide in his topit?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Another topit so he will have insurance when he miss the first one.
How does Photius use the topit with his black gown? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-12 09:40, Father Photius wrote: lol 5 Stars |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-12 13:52, JamesTong wrote: The opening was underneath his beard. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Well since no one seems interested in leaving another gag:
What did the magician say when he sat on his hot plate?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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(my bad. I forgot because your previous one got to me.)
Hot "as" is. If our #1 Dynamike puts a magic forum together, what shall it be called? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The Original Dynamike Whizbang Magic Forum and Mercantile
Why did the magician wear golashes on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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