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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts 
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Because the magican before him only vanished the elephant, not the poop it left on stage.
What would Father Photius' magic forum be called?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Phather Photius' Phantastic Phinger Phlicking Phorum phor Phun and Phrolic.
Why did I write that?
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Becasue of the ppppppppprozac.
Why did [i]I[/] write that?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Mushrooms.
Ok. What did the magician say when he sat on the hotplate?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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YYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
(Mind if I copyright that name, Bill? Sounds like the best name for a show since the show of 1001 Wonders.) Why did the magician steal his assistant's purse?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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He had to get paid somehow...
Why didn't the magician pay his assistant?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike stole his assistant.
What would a magician do if he is jobless/showless for some time? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Change his name to "Dynamike."
What did the magician suggest for improving the economy?
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Everybody do the miser's dream all at once.
What is he going to suggest if that doesn't work?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Everyone performs the osaka bills together and at the same time world wide.
What if this still does not work, what should he suggest next? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Make all politicians everywhere vanish.
What did the magician do with the bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He gave it to Ron White as a gift.
What would DC call the illusion in which he vanishes said politicains?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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The Ultimate Veto...
What would he call an illusion to produce politicians?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A disaster.
Why did the magician change from doves to crows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he knew it was "Time for a change."
What is the only trick Dynamike can not perform? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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The one where I pick a card and he finds it...
Why did the magician go to Washington D.C.?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Because he always wanted to visit fantasyland.
Why did Dynamike go to Washington state?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because other states quit taking food stamps.
What trick can be done with a wic card? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17493 Posts
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A very q-wic one...
What happened to the magicians invisible deck?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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It got lost when someone wrapped it up with invisible thread.
What did the magican do when he realized he couldn't find the deck?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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