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Dynamike
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He challenged the lost deck by making himself lost.

What is it a magician can't do that others can do?
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Make a decent living.

Why did the magician insist on his assistants eating peanut butter?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So a period of them would not ease down.

Why did the magician fly to the moon?
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To retrieve Alice Cramdon.

Why did the magician refuse to pay for anything with coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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(I bet most members never saw The Hooneymooners before.)

Because he lives in a poverty area.

Would you rather perform in a tiger cage?,

or

Would you rather perform with no coat or jacket in Antarctica?
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I would rather perform with no jacket in Antartica because I am constantly being warmed up by Dynamike's assistants.

Why is it that I am always the best magician in the world only in my dream?
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Everyone has nightmares..
How do magicians invent effects?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So we will have enough money to buy a baloney sandwich.

How much more longer will it be until Dynamike is on the front cover of "Magic" magazine?
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At least as long as Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show took to make the "cover of The Rolling Stone"

Who will be the first in this little forum to make the cover of Magic"
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Dynamike, when he is exposed as the masked magician.. Smile ...
How many hot dogs can a magician eat in a week?...
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On 2009-03-15 10:03, joseph wrote:
Dynamike, when he is exposed as the masked magician.. Smile ...

(Triple LOL. 5 Stars. C'mon, man, you are making me laugh too hard. Smile )

Enough to equal the length of his magic wand.

Why did the president want to be a magician?
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He wanted to be somebody really important.

Why was he disappointed?
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Because Dynamike already had a booking.

What magicians put the funniest gags in this thread?
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The ones with the most time on their hands...
Why did the magician steal the man's watch?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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To keep track of how long he was on probation.

Why did the judge find the magician "not guilty"
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Because the jury couldn't believe their eyes.

Why did the magician exchange all his sponge balls for jelly beans?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because it was a multi-culture program.

Why did the magician come to Dynamike's door and say "I need your help?"
JRob
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Because he was down the block when his tire went flat

What did the magician do with the jelly beans after trading his sponge balls for them?
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He used them with shot glasses to do a mini cups and balls routine.

What did he use as the finale load to this routine?
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Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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He was suppose to use the baby chicks, but he loaded their mess instead by mistake.

What is the #1 thing a magician will drink to?
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