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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Anything!
(I'll drink to that!) What did the magician do when he realized he just put all his money in his fire wallet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17366 Posts
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Tried to get the $2 back out...
Why did the magician's act last only 3 minutes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The audience was still asleep during the first 2 minutes and 45 seconds.
Why do magicians run in my family?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they cannot jump to anything.
How much longer will it be until hip hop magicians take over magic? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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About one week after the "mindfreak" fad passes
What causes magic fads to collapse?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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There are not enough magicians like Dynamike going around.
Why is Dynamike so modest about his magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Dynamike, modest???!!!
Why would the magician only drink root beer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He was trying to get to the root of his drinking problem.
What did the magician do with all the empty root beer bottles?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Put them in the basement on the pretense of "working up something with them". The real reason was so his wife could continually ask, "What are you going to do with those *%^& bottles?"
How many times did his wife ask that question?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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One too many, until he invented the shoot the wife dead trick.
Why did they jail the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Most likely vagrancy
What are the chances the magician will make bail?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He would be more likely to pull off an escape routine or vanish.
Why did the magician's assistant hold up a washtub in front of her?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because a bathtub is too heavy
Why did the manatee stop in the middle of the road?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A manatee in the road? Now that's magic.
Why did the magician get into the milk can?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because a milk can escape isn't very impressive if you don't actually get into the can.
How long did the magician take to make his escape?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He took an escape from New York Minute
2 Shrews and a Rabbit walk into a bar and
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Why is it that there was no question in the previous sentence?
What did the magician use a thumb tip for when he had no thumbs? |
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Chris LaBarge Regular user Upstate New York 134 Posts
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Ask his wife!
Why did Copperfield cross the road? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he was chicken.
Why did the magician eat his rubber chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because it reminded him of his wife's cooking when he was away from home.
Why can't the magician's wife cook?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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