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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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Because he was using the pan to produce a dove
Why did the magician cross the river?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He was doing his impression of Criss Angel.
Who was waiting on the other side?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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David Blaine was because that was his stunt.
Why does no one wants to be Jay Leslie's assistant after he was born deformed with 4 eyes? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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20 Teenage magicans thinking I'm adding that to my act
Why did the magicians wife throw the clock ot of the window?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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She wanted to see time fly.
Why did the magician always nap on his super X?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that is where his assistant naps.
What did Dynamike do after he noticed a $100 in his Change Bag? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Wondered whose change bag he had taken by mistake.
Why did the magician order 100 large pizzas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Photius believed the pizza store when they told him they were out of 100 of the kids tiny 4" ones.
Why did quit James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-18 20:48, Dynamike wrote: Say What?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"What." Ok, I said what.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-18 20:48, Dynamike wrote: Why did James Tong quit coming on the Café after he fell in love with his assistant? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because he was busy showing her his rising wand trick :wink:
Why did the magician miss his flight?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he could help the global warming by using his magic carpet.
Why is it Jay Leslie can not perform any magic tricks? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because he's too busy teaching Dynamike how to do them right :wink:
What's the coolest trick Jay has taught Dynamike?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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That when he looks in the mirror he sees someone else.
Why did the magician fall through the trap door?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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It was the clown's day off
Why did the rabbit put on tiara?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's trying to hide it from Dynamike and thinks by putting it on Dynamike can't see it as he does not have four eyes.
Why did Dynamike thinks James Tong stopped coming to the Caf? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Dynamike got temporary amnesia from falling through the trap door.
What did Dynamike say when he hit the ground?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He didn't he floated like Criss Angel
Why did James Tong & DynaMike go to the south pole?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So James could take Dynamike on a snipe hunt.
What did the magician give to his mother for her birthday?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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