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Larry Bean
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"And Then There Were Nun."

What is more collapsible than a sponge ball?
Father Photius
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The bank account at my parish.
(Thanks for the ideas guys, I have a feeling our collections and Dynamike's gigs are about to both increase)

What did the magician say when he realized that his assistant just made a bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"Whaddya mean it tasted like Ripple?"...
What did the magician use for hid topsy turvy bottle routine?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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An empty bottle of 30 year old single malt scotch.

Why did Fr. Photius never become a bar magician?
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He'd drink up all the profits.

When the magician told the bartender that he wanted something tall, cold and full of gin, what did the bartender send over?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His wife.

Why did Dynamike fill his lota with vodka?
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Because beer is too foamy

What did the dyslexic magician say to the rabbit?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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"Get box in that back!"..
Why does Dynamike get so many shows?...
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His clients have to give in ... otherwise Dynamike would insist they sit through his preview of the 25 rings linking rings routine.

Why does Fr. Photius like Dynamike's linking rings routine so much?
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He doesn't like the whole routine, just the ending. Because then it is finished, done and over.

Why does James Tong applaud so hard when Dynamike does the Linking Rings?
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Because he gets to see more than 200 ways to link and unlink the rings and wonder how Dynamike can remember all those moves.

Why is it that James Tong cannot perform the linking rings routine the way Dynamike does?
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James Tong only has five fingers on each hand.

Why does Dynamike have sixteen fingers?
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Because he can't count.

Why did the magician steal his assistant's pantyhose?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he forgot his garter belt & stockings

If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, what is a book of S & H green stamps in the butterchurn worth?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dinner and a show at Dynamike's Food and Magic Shack

What did the magician who stole the pantyhoes always want to be since he didn't want to do this for a living anyway?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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To be Dynamike's assistant

What did the magician do when he saw Dynamike and Fr. Photius at his performance?
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Linking rings and vanishing beer bottle. He called it a tribute act.

Why did James' assistant get into a fight with Dynamike's assistant?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
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He looked to see if they had brought any "pantyhoes" with them!

Fr. Photius didn't have any, but did Dynamike bring any?
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Father Photius
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Dynamike has all kinds of hoes, Navahoes, Arapahoes, east detroit hoes...


Why did the magician always hide his money in his mailbag escape pouch?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because a kangaroo is too awkward to carry around.

When are 4 eyes a bad thing?
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