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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts 
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Because he was affraid the idiots would go out and buy a bunch of lollipops instead of cards.
What is the name of James' new book?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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How to "sucker" sucker magicians with a bonus booklet "350 ways to link and unlink the linking rings WITHOUT a key ring"
Why was the title of the latest magic book James Tong bought recently? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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Magicians, a vanishing breed,
How many chapters did it have?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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BudTCB Regular user 127 Posts
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Originally 20,... but 19 of them vanished somehow.
what do you get when you cross a dove with a rabbit? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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Flyaway hare...
Why did the vent throw his dummy in the garbage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9495 Posts
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It WOODn't work.
Why did the magician only use red backed cards?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Because the 5 card tricks that Fr. Photius knows are only done with blue backed cards.
Why did the magician fill his topit with Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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So when he empties it, he could grab a quick snack...
why did the magicians last show only last 8 minutes?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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Because people came from around the world just to watch Dynamike's Linking Ring routine.
Why is the Café not much funny without Dynamike? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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Because he is the master of comedy and knee slapping humor...
Why hasn't Dynamike changed his avatar lately?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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He was too busy with the latest linking rings move he stole from Fr. Photius.
What would be the name of Dynamike's book if he is to write and publish one? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Memiors of a Mangy Lover. (With apologies to Groucho)
What did the magician claim was his best trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24098 Posts
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What ever Dynamike performs.
How did Dynamike bring the Café to life? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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By introducing his linking rings routine
Why is it that Fr. Photius's gown is always black in color and not bright pink with a dash of yellow and with lime green shoes? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17061 Posts
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He wore the pink one out...
When the magician's midnight show end?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-03-29 16:58, JamesTong wrote: (Actually I have grey and blue ones too.) At 11:15 when the audience chased him out of the building. What did the magician step in that he couldn't get off his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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My first act
What caused the magician's feet to smell like he had stepped in something?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He stepped on Dynamike's shadow.
Why did Fr. Photius have to get a new robe?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11208 Posts
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He was copied Dynamike's fire routine and burnt the robe.
What costume would Fr. Photius wear when he is performing at the beach on a hot sunny day? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17197 Posts
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One with a built in refrigerated air conditioner.
Why did the magician start selling his palming coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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