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Drew Manning
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Because he was affraid the idiots would go out and buy a bunch of lollipops instead of cards.

What is the name of James' new book?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

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How to "sucker" sucker magicians with a bonus booklet "350 ways to link and unlink the linking rings WITHOUT a key ring"

Why was the title of the latest magic book James Tong bought recently?
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Magicians, a vanishing breed,

How many chapters did it have?
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Originally 20,... but 19 of them vanished somehow.

what do you get when you cross a dove with a rabbit?
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Flyaway hare...
Why did the vent throw his dummy in the garbage?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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It WOODn't work.

Why did the magician only use red backed cards?
Father Photius
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Because the 5 card tricks that Fr. Photius knows are only done with blue backed cards.

Why did the magician fill his topit with Jello?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So when he empties it, he could grab a quick snack...
why did the magicians last show only last 8 minutes?...
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Because people came from around the world just to watch Dynamike's Linking Ring routine.

Why is the Café not much funny without Dynamike?
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Because he is the master of comedy and knee slapping humor... Smile
Why hasn't Dynamike changed his avatar lately?...
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He was too busy with the latest linking rings move he stole from Fr. Photius.

What would be the name of Dynamike's book if he is to write and publish one?
Father Photius
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Memiors of a Mangy Lover. (With apologies to Groucho)

What did the magician claim was his best trick?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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What ever Dynamike performs.

How did Dynamike bring the Café to life?
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By introducing his linking rings routine

Why is it that Fr. Photius's gown is always black in color and not bright pink with a dash of yellow and with lime green shoes?
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He wore the pink one out...
When the magician's midnight show end?...
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On 2009-03-29 16:58, JamesTong wrote:

Why is it that Fr. Photius's gown is always black in color and not bright pink with a dash of yellow and with lime green shoes?


(Actually I have grey and blue ones too.)

At 11:15 when the audience chased him out of the building.

What did the magician step in that he couldn't get off his shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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My first act

What caused the magician's feet to smell like he had stepped in something?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Drew Manning
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He stepped on Dynamike's shadow.

Why did Fr. Photius have to get a new robe?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
JamesTong
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He was copied Dynamike's fire routine and burnt the robe.

What costume would Fr. Photius wear when he is performing at the beach on a hot sunny day?
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One with a built in refrigerated air conditioner.

Why did the magician start selling his palming coins?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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