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Because it was time for his palming coins to really pay off.

Why does Dynamike have so many good looking female assistants?
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He spends a lot of time blowing them up before every show.

Why did the close-up magician give up close-up for illusions?
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On 2009-03-30 21:16, Father Photius wrote:
He spends a lot of time blowing them up before every show.

It helps fights the challenges with the economy.
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On 2009-03-30 21:16, Father Photius wrote:
He spends a lot of time blowing them up before every show.

Why did the close-up magician give up close-up for illusions?

So he could levitate his income by sawing his bills in half.

What is the easiest trick for an audience to figure out?
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Dynamike's linking rings trick.

Why is it that Fr. Photius was fooled badly by the aliens when they showed him the "Jupiter drop" vanish and the floating UFO space ship?
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On 2009-03-30 21:16, Father Photius wrote:
He spends a lot of time blowing them up before every show.

It helps fights the challenges with the economy.

(ROFL! Too much, Mike!)

Because they were using props made of Red Kryptonite.

Why did the magician drill a black art well?
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He needed ink to draw a picture of Dynamike.

Why did James Tong tie all his silks together?
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He needed a place to keep his balls.

Why did James Tong want to make the Kauala Lumpur tower disappear?
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Because that is where his assistants were expecting to get paid by him.

Who is the best black magician in the world who hangs out on the Café, and has a name that starts with a "D"?
Father Photius
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Donald McRonald?

Why does Dynamike have to run from his audiences?
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They want to be paid for watching his performance.

Where does Father Photius keep all his quarters?
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I got a two bit floozie who holds them for me.

Why did the magician insist on performing in a two hole outhouse?
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He wanted a venue that was already stunk up before he started his act

Why are magicians so self-effacing?
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Father Photius
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Because they don't want to be confused with Dynamike.

Why did the magician pour maple syrup over his dove?
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Dynamike
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Because he was related to Aunt Dovemima.

What make a person a magician?
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More money than good sense and a high capacity for self delusion

Other than command performances for presidents, what do Dynamike, The Pendragons and Michael Ammar have in common?
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Father Photius
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Food Stamps.

How did Dynamike get to be the richest magician in Michigan?
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He threatened to air his 25 rings linking rings routine on TV 24/7/365 unless he's given regular bookings in Michigan


Why do magicians like fooling everyone with their April Fool's jokes?
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Because thanks to the masked moron we can no longer fool them with our tricks.


How many balls does James Tong actually have?
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No one has the balls to check and see?

Why is Dynamike the best one to gag members with April Fool?
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