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Father Photius
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He's got the longest finger.

Why did the magician add a third chair to his chair suspension?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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Because Dynamike volunteered and those two chairs cannot take his weight.

Why is it that the April's Fools' jokes on Dynamike is more hilarious than watching a comedy act?
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Because he was using Pamela Anderson.

Why does Dynamike always win first place in magic contest?
Father Photius
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Because he only enters contests at conventions where he is the only one to attend.

Why did Dynamike pick the police chief's pocket?
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To get a handcuff key for his linking handcuffs routine.

What did Fr. Photius say when he caught his two bit floozie playing with JT's balls?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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So he could hide the arrest warrant against him.

What type of magic shows does Photius looks like he can perform?
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I was late at posting two times in a row.
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To the floozie: "Hey, careful, those are special balls and cost a lot of money!"

to the show: "I don't know what type of show but it is sure to be a religious experience."


Why did the magician wear his coin pail on his head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He is learning the new Miser's Dream routine Dynamike taught him.

How would Dynamike dress up if he is to perform in the Amazon jungles for the tribes there?
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Because when he go to bed, he wanted to make sure he would have a Misers Dream.

How come professional magicians never catch Dynamike's secrets?
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On 2009-04-01 13:15, JamesTong wrote:
He is learning the new Miser's Dream routine Dynamike taught him.

How would Dynamike dress up if he is to perform in the Amazon jungles for the tribes there?


He would wear his birthday suit because it was full of females.

How come professional magicians never catch Dynamike's secrets?
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They are still too busy learning Dynamike's 100 rings routine that incorporate 100 key rings.

Why did Dynamike perform when he was sent to Afganistan by the CIA?
Father Photius
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Because the audience already caught them.

Why does Dynamike always wear a low cut satin evening gown when he performs?
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Whoops Me and Fr. Photius posted at the same time.
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Because Fr. Photius started the gown trend and Dynamike wants to outdo the trend by the low cut semi transparent satin gown.

Why did Dynamike perform when he was sent to Afganistan by the CIA? (posting the same question above)
Father Photius
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Because he heard that the Afganistan people won't kill the mentally challenged.

Why did the magicians of the world take up a huge collection to send Dynamike to Afganistan?
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Dynamike would be a good candidate to test run the market in Afganistan and also see whether he can make it back in one piece with his contract fees.

Who would Dynamike be performing for when he is in Afganistan?
Father Photius
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A herd of diseased camels.

Why does Dynamike think Afganistan is in South America?
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That's because he thinks he can reach there by driving there for only 5 hours.

Why type of responses did Dynamike get from his Afganistan performances?
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On 2009-04-01 13:31, Father Photius wrote:
Because he heard that the Afganistan people won't kill the mentally challenged.

Triple LOL. I bet this is going to be my biggest laugh all week.
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