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On 2009-04-01 13:44, Dynamike wrote: Yes, Fr. Photius's posts are so hilarious today. I just kept laughing after reading his posts here. OK ... back to the same question Why type of responses did Dynamike get from his Afganistan performances? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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The same kind when they worship BLACK MAGICicians.
What will Dynamike get if he make Osama appear. |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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The same respect he would get if he makse Obama disappear.
By Dynamikes own confession, his birthday suit is full of females. Where does he hide them all?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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In Canada (Up a U.S.)
Why did Osama insist on being Dynamike's assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because Osama knew Dynamike was only one in the world that could hide him from anyone.
What trick does Osama and Photius have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The old make millions disappear trick.
Why did Fr. Photius refuse to do a levitation at Dynamike's funneral?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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There was no need for a levitation as Dynamike went up to heaven anyway.
How is James Tong better than Photius with magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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In just about every way.
How is James Tong greatly superior to Dynamike in magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When performing for a Chinese crowd. Dynamike does not know Chinese language.
What trick James got that Photius don't have? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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One that he gets paid to perform.
How many camels in Afganistan does it take to carry Dynamike's props to a show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Just one camel because he is performing only two tricks. (Catch bazooka ammo with his teeth and climb up a rope to disappear.)
What trick do kids like to watch Photius perform? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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The disappearing priest and the vanishing sermon.
How many camels can a magician pull out of a hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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200 if he hat loads the entire carton.
What did the president say to Dynamike when Dynamike called to confirm his booking?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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April Fool!
Why did the magician take his rabbit to a dry cleaners?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17504 Posts
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Its pants were ready...
What trick did the president do for the queen?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He made the pound sterling decrease in value by 50%.
What did the magician do to keep the secret to his tricks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He never showed them to Dynamike.
What's the biggest secret Dynamike knows? @FP- Props on the April Fools answer earlier. That's EXACTLY what I had in mind 
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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How to make the economy problem disappear, "buy American."
When it comes to magic why is Dynamike the best, the very best, the best there is to be? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Only in the windmills of his mind.
Why did the magician push lightbulbs through his assistant?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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She said she wanted a LIGHT lunch.
Why did FP throw a lightbulb at his assistant?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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