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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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I actually didn't throw it, I was trying to do Uncle Harry's floating lightbulb and the darn thing got away from me.
Why did the magician turn a bottle of burbon into water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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I dunno, but he sure was stupid!
Why don't the windmills of Dynamike's mind generate any electric power?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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It is not enough to even light the de-lites bulbs
What do you think Dynamike's magic fantasies are at this point in time? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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That someday all his lovely blow up assistants will turn into real showgirls
What are the two best times of day to do close up in a bar? Oh and BTW, I think FP has been studying mentalism. That's the second time he's nailed me with the correct response to my questions 
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Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When someone is buying drinks for you and when someone is buying drinks for you.
Why did the magician fake his fakini balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can perform his balls routine at a Fakini-only-balls-magic-event
Why are magicians using the ...ini for their professional name? (Is Fr. Photius already using Photini as his professional name?) |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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They aim low in which early 20th Century magician they wish to be thought of with
Why don't more magicians append -stone to their names?
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Too many stoned magicians makes for a lousy show.
Why don't more magicians use "The Great" as part of their name?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they do not want to lie.
What makes Dynamike so dynamic? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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His name.
What makes dynamite so explosive? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-04-03 00:48, JamesTong wrote: (Photini is a girl's name in Greek, she was the woman at the well. Photius or Photios was patriarch of Constantinople) He eats a lot of beans. Why did the magician use palm oil?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He thought it would make palming easier.
What did he try after palm oil?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Greasing the palm of the Matrie 'd
What did the magician give to the rowdy kid for assisting on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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A copy of the Dynamike 100 ring routine...
Why did the magician become a psychic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was better than becoming a psycho.
What did the FISM judges say about Dynamike's 100 ring routine?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"Dynamike must be the magician in the world. He always win first place with his creativity." (Thanks, Photius)
Who is the only magician that will beat Dynamike in a magic contest? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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What was that 4 year olds name on youtube?...
What happened to the magicians swim trunks during the milk pitcher escape?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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They rode up so tight he now sings soprano
Why was the FISM judge who said, "Wake me when it's over" during a particular act not removed from the panel?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because they were watching Dynamike.
Whay did Dynamike say to TSA when they refused to let him through security at the airport?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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1. "No, that is not one million dollars, that is one million food stamps."
or 2. "Don't make me dial the White House. Ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?" or 3. "You never seen a black magician before?" Why is Dynamike talked about the most in this thread? |
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