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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Because we have used up all the other subjects.
Why did the magician handcuff the police officer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He heard she was into that kind of thing.
What did SHE say when she slipped the cuffs and slapped them on him?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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I am taking you to my bedroom so you can show my some magic.
What is the first trick HE did to HER in HER bedroom? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He did the lady without a middle.
What happened when Dynamike tried to levitate a woman over the Grand Canyon?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was caught because the police thought Dynamike is trying to dump a dead body to get rid of evidence.
What did Dynamike do to get out of jail? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He told them he was going to keep showing them his linking rings until they let him out.
How long did it take him to pull it off?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Once, even the cops are tired of the rings
What did one linking ring say to the other linking ring?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17557 Posts
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Let's get together sometime...
Why do magicians like old half dollars?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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Because nobody is making new half dollars.
Why did the magician use pink doves?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Because the flamingo wouldn't fit in the load chamber.
Why did the magician get kicked out of the zoo?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wouldn't stop producing rabbits and doves.
Why did the magician go into the fertilizer business?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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He believed he had accumulated enough BS at various conventions to make a fortune
how did the magician explain the juggling balls in his carry on to the TSA officer?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He told them he accidently picked them up going through security at another airport and was on his way to Malaysia to give them to their rightful owner.
What happend when the magician showed up at the owner's house?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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James charged him $300 for room and board.
Why did the magician insist on using copper cups?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 153 Posts
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His gold ones were sent to Cash4Gold dot com.
How did the rabbit know it was time for the magic show? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17557 Posts
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The hares on the back of his neck stood up...
Why did the magician use the sponge rabbit trick?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He couldn't afford to buy real live rabbits.
Why is Dynamike's 100 rings linking rings routine so well known at themagiccafe but did not get into the Guiness Book of records? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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They dropped it in favor of the magician with the most balls
What's Drew Manning's favorite way to vanish a martini?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17557 Posts
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Slush Powder...
What is the best way to make a $100 bill vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Take my wife out for a plate of sushi.
How will I get out of trouble if she sees that and takes it the wrong way?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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