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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts 
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Take her out for sushi.
Why did the magician use a borrowed handkerchief?
Jay Leslie
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 153 Posts
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Because he was snot going to use his own !
Why are most magicians single? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Please refer to the last 155 pages.
Why couldn't the duck solve the rubik's cube? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On 2009-04-05 22:33, magicgeorge wrote: (Best answer posted here to date) The duck tried to solve it, but he quacked up. What did the magician find in the bottom of his duck bucket after the show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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A buck ducket.
What on earth is a buck ducket?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Its the business a duck leaves behind in a bucket.
What did the assistant do when it was time to give the duck to the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 153 Posts
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She left town because of the last 155 pages.
Where does David Copperfield get his ducks? (Photo of DC's duck in its traveling pin.) Click here to view attached image. |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Elmer Fudd's Duck Emporium
Why couldn't Elmer Fudd make it as a magician?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He hand a tendancy to want to kill his wabbits.
Which cartoon would make the best magician?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Harry Flintstone
What do you get if you put a ferret in a washing machine? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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A wet, angry ferret.
How do you make the ferret happy again?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Let him leave Photius' magical gospel lesson.
What would Dynamike be doing if he was not one of the top 10? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Some other self-referential twaddle.
How do you get a hamster out of a bottle? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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On 2009-04-06 11:10, magicgeorge wrote: (ROFL, second best answer given in this thread) (Mike, I've never done Gospel magic) Get a hamster out of a bottle!!??? I want to know how the heck you got him in? Who was the stoneage equivalent of Houdini?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Stone Hengdini
Where did the hamster go after getting outta the bottle?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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Looking for the guy who put him in the bottle.
What was he carrying?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A cork screw.
Why did the magician have a flushing toilet under his darkwell?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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His hamster had diarrhea and incontinence
How many hamsters can the magician load in his body? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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I won't touch that one!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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James, that one might have been the thread killer. Good luck trying to get someone to touch that one
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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