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JamesTong
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Dynamike

Why are there more people playing with us here now?
MikeHMagic
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Because I just joined a few weeks ago and have a lot to catch up on

How did the cannibal hamster join a clown guild?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
jay leslie
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Don't tell Dynamike that hamster is a cannibal, it will eat him up inside.

Why do magicians pull flowers out of their sleeves?
JamesTong
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Because they don't pull it from beneath their trousers.

Why do magicians hide things all over their body and not in their house?
jay leslie
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Because they are poor.

Why do magicians spend more on magic than rent?
Father Photius
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You can't perform an apartment.

Why do magicians wear black socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Larry Bean
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Because it is an addiction.

Why should audiences pay for seeing live magic when they can see most of it for free on youtube?
Father Photius
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Because live they don't have to squint at a tiny screen.

Why did the magician cut all the music from his show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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His reel to reel fell off the table...
What trick did the magician use 50 women for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
jay leslie
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Papering the house.

Then what did they do?
Father Photius
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They all disappeared.


Why did the magician order a bubble pipe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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To use in his bubble bath.

Why don't clowns make good swimmers?
magicgeorge
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Because they have to stop every 20 yards to reapply their make-up.

What's green and if you squeeze it it makes a mess?
Doctor Zolar
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A new magician trying to put a magic show together in one hour.


In what states are Clowns allowed to marry?
Larry Bean
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Clownifornia, Illa-noise, and Massive-shoe-sets.

Why do clowns insist on doing magic in their act?
JamesTong
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They think the audiences will not recognize them as clowns.

Why do the clowns wear big shoes and colorful socks?
magicgeorge
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Through daily usage.

What's pink and if you swallow it it can kill you?


P.S. "Massive-shoe-sets" hehee
JamesTong
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Dynamike's socks ... and you don't even have to swallow it, smelling it will kill you instantly.

What happened to the clown's nose, it is big, red and swollen?
Father Photius
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That's Dynamike's nose, not a clowns.


Why did the magician refuse to work on stage with clowns?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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That's because the clowns' magic performances are better than his and the only thing he knows how to perform is Dynamike's linking rings routine.

Why was Dynamike mistaken as a clown in one of his gigs?
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