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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts 
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Dynamike
Why are there more people playing with us here now? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because I just joined a few weeks ago and have a lot to catch up on
How did the cannibal hamster join a clown guild?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Don't tell Dynamike that hamster is a cannibal, it will eat him up inside.
Why do magicians pull flowers out of their sleeves?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because they don't pull it from beneath their trousers.
Why do magicians hide things all over their body and not in their house? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Because they are poor.
Why do magicians spend more on magic than rent?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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You can't perform an apartment.
Why do magicians wear black socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Because it is an addiction.
Why should audiences pay for seeing live magic when they can see most of it for free on youtube? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because live they don't have to squint at a tiny screen.
Why did the magician cut all the music from his show?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17261 Posts
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His reel to reel fell off the table...
What trick did the magician use 50 women for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Papering the house.
Then what did they do?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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They all disappeared.
Why did the magician order a bubble pipe?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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To use in his bubble bath.
Why don't clowns make good swimmers? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because they have to stop every 20 yards to reapply their make-up.
What's green and if you squeeze it it makes a mess? |
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Doctor Zolar Regular user El Paso TX 133 Posts
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A new magician trying to put a magic show together in one hour.
In what states are Clowns allowed to marry? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Clownifornia, Illa-noise, and Massive-shoe-sets.
Why do clowns insist on doing magic in their act? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They think the audiences will not recognize them as clowns.
Why do the clowns wear big shoes and colorful socks? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Through daily usage.
What's pink and if you swallow it it can kill you? P.S. "Massive-shoe-sets" hehee |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike's socks ... and you don't even have to swallow it, smelling it will kill you instantly.
What happened to the clown's nose, it is big, red and swollen? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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That's Dynamike's nose, not a clowns.
Why did the magician refuse to work on stage with clowns?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That's because the clowns' magic performances are better than his and the only thing he knows how to perform is Dynamike's linking rings routine.
Why was Dynamike mistaken as a clown in one of his gigs? |
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