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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Why isn't he mistaken for one in all of his gigs?
How did the magician make the clowns nose turn blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He strangled the clown and without oxygen the nose will definitely turn blue.
Why must clown noses be big, round and red in color? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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So you can see them in the dark.
Why did the magician reverse the order of his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He thought it would make it a tough act to follow.
What did the magician say just before he fell through a trap door?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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"And I assure you there are no trap dooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrsssss"
What did the magician use to make the non paying client vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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On 2009-04-08 18:28, Bill Ligon wrote: Don't worry, It's just a stage I'm going through. (quote) What did the magician use to make the non paying client vanish? Nothing, Tidy Bowl works better then Vanish. How many magicians were just confused by the above?
Jay Leslie
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TStone V.I.P. Stockholm, Sweden 787 Posts
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On 2009-04-08 19:14, Father Photius wrote: The Abbott's Spike-clad Topit How does a magician get new friends? |
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TStone V.I.P. Stockholm, Sweden 787 Posts
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On 2009-04-08 20:42, jay leslie wrote: The literate ones How does a magician get new friends? |
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magicoftomh Inner circle Cleveland, Ohio 3664 Posts
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He doesn't. He just restores the old ones.
How did the magician get so many silver coins? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Is that a trick question?
What's blue and smells of peaches? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A 20th Century Silk that was stored in a peach crate.
What did Mark say when Rebo got run over by the Allakazam train?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Is that a trick question? (I've just realised I can use this answer for most questions pertaining to magic or magicians (and probably will))
What's black and white and scratches my knee? |
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BudTCB Regular user 127 Posts
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An oversized version of the hoppin'spots trick,.. it scratches the knee every time you flip it over.
what's red and blue and stratches my head? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A purple dyslexic comb.
How do you know if there is a canary in your microwave? |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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Guts & feathers
How do you keep PETA off your case when you microwave the canary?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Tell em you were trying to make some Peeps for Easter...
what did the parakeet do when the magician made it vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He said Tidy bowl works better
Why don't clowns make themselves disappear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They can't. They are clowns and not magicians.
What is the best magic trick clowns can perform for their audiences? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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IT!...(clown to spider)
What did the Magic spider perform?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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The Flydini vanish.
What's black and brown and if you shave it it squeaks? |
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