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Father Photius
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Why isn't he mistaken for one in all of his gigs?


How did the magician make the clowns nose turn blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He strangled the clown and without oxygen the nose will definitely turn blue.

Why must clown noses be big, round and red in color?
Father Photius
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So you can see them in the dark.

Why did the magician reverse the order of his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He thought it would make it a tough act to follow.

What did the magician say just before he fell through a trap door?
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Father Photius
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"And I assure you there are no trap dooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrsssss"

What did the magician use to make the non paying client vanish?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
jay leslie
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On 2009-04-08 18:28, Bill Ligon wrote:
He thought it would make it a tough act to follow.

What did the magician say just before he fell through a trap door?


Don't worry, It's just a stage I'm going through.
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What did the magician use to make the non paying client vanish?

Nothing, Tidy Bowl works better then Vanish.

How many magicians were just confused by the above?
TStone
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On 2009-04-08 19:14, Father Photius wrote:
What did the magician use to make the non paying client vanish?

The Abbott's Spike-clad Topit

How does a magician get new friends?
TStone
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On 2009-04-08 20:42, jay leslie wrote:
How many magicians were just confused by the above?

The literate ones

How does a magician get new friends?
magicoftomh
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He doesn't. He just restores the old ones.

How did the magician get so many silver coins?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Is that a trick question?

What's blue and smells of peaches?
Father Photius
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A 20th Century Silk that was stored in a peach crate.

What did Mark say when Rebo got run over by the Allakazam train?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicgeorge
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Is that a trick question? (I've just realised I can use this answer for most questions pertaining to magic or magicians (and probably will))

What's black and white and scratches my knee?
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An oversized version of the hoppin'spots trick,.. it scratches the knee every time you flip it over.

what's red and blue and stratches my head?
magicgeorge
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A purple dyslexic comb.

How do you know if there is a canary in your microwave?
Drew Manning
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Guts & feathers

How do you keep PETA off your case when you microwave the canary?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice
Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime,
When you have a good martini time!

-The Reverend Horton Heat
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Tell em you were trying to make some Peeps for Easter...
what did the parakeet do when the magician made it vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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He said Tidy bowl works better

Why don't clowns make themselves disappear?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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JamesTong
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They can't. They are clowns and not magicians.

What is the best magic trick clowns can perform for their audiences?
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Harris Deutsch
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IT!...(clown to spider)

What did the Magic spider perform?
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magicgeorge
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The Flydini vanish.

What's black and brown and if you shave it it squeaks?
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