Because Lou Dermain's estate threatens to sue.

Why do magicians spend so much money on levitation illusions?

So when a friend wants to borrow money he can float them a loan.

What did the magician make sure to let his wife see his 20th century panties set?

So she would know that it's for a magic trick and he is not cross dressing.

Why do most Clowns wear "Depends Adult Diapers" under their clown costumes?

Because that's the nature of being a clown.

Why did magicians stop doing silk tricks?

Because Bob Sanders made them all disappear into his egg.


Why did the magician start doing silk tricks?

It all goes back to his childhood and that day he discovered his big sister's underwear drawer...

Why do magicians get hate mail from the Clown Liberation Army?

Because he billed himself as the 'King of Klowns'.

Why the magician perform the bra trick to a group of senior citizens that do not even have a single female there?

To see if they remember what a bra looks like.

What do magicians eat on Easter?

Crumbs that are left over from when they threw food in their Topit at the last party.

What kind of an Easter egg-bag trick, do they do?

The sucker easter egg bag trick.

Why do magicians bite the ears off chocolate rabbits, but not off of real rabbits?

They don't want to get hare in their mouths.

Why did the magician cross the road?

To mark the spot where he was going to stand when he did his great disappearance under an 18 wheeler trick.


Why did the Easter Bunny never go into magic?

The only trick he knew was the egg bag.

What did the rooster do when he found the Easter egg?

He asked the hen "Are you sure it's mine?"

What did the magician do with the left over eggs?

He made a bunch of bad yokes from them.

Why did the magician hide jellybeans in the audience?

So he could pretend to produce them from the air and eat them to prove they were real.

(My answer to my own question about the rooster finding the Easter egg: He went next door and beat up the peacock. Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

Why did Wal Mart run out of jelly beans?

Fr. Photius had a lot to hide!

Why did the magician refuse to give away easter bunnies in his act?

That is a really good one, Bill. Had me laughing so loud that the people around me thought I went bonkers.

Question by Fr. Photius:
Why did the magician refuse to give away easter bunnies in his act?

Michael Ammar gave him a set of 3D bunnies that were accidently dropped onto a wet paint pallette, and told him that it is the only set in the world and a valuable collector's item.

Why did the magician change the easter egg into a blendo silk?

It was too hard to turn back to a regular egg.

What did the magican do with the dead easter bunny?

Nothing..If you wiggle him a little when you produce him, he's good for a couple more shows...
What did the magician buy after he got paid for his show?...