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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Dynamike swimming in a vat of grape jelly.
Why did the magician steal James Tong's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17445 Posts
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They showed less wear...
What size TT is best for the vanishing bowling ball?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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You don't need any TT if the bowling ball is a balloon. You just need a pin.
Why did the magician change the color of the balloon before he appears a cane from it? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he didn't want to be accussed of just passing gas.
Why did the magician fill his vanishing cane with sand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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So he can follow up with the next effect immediately ... 'The sandstorm of Sahara Desert'.
Why did the magician appear a tiny three inch flag from a six feet silk? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He wanted to show the effects of inflation.
Why did the magician make soup in his lota bowl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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He wanted to make his cup runneth over!
What do you get when you mix an elephant with a squirrel? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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A large furry beast who demands peanuts NOW!
Why did the magician's assistant steal the magician's wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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She wanted to Break-A-Way.
You can lead a magician to water, but....
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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..you can't make him empty his lota.
How do you drive a magician crazy?
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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Put him in a magic shop where every item says "Don't Touch."
Why did the magician walk on hot coals? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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To get away after he discovered the lecture he had signed up for was being attended by clowns and creepy kids.
why did the IRS auditor bot believe the magician's explanation of his expenditures on rope?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
The Professor's Facebook Page |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Just wait till he goes through the invoices for flash papers, strings and cottons.
What did the magician tells his wife when he just bought a few sets of real silver gaff coins costing a him a bomb? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8821 Posts
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Time to get more shoes.
Why did the magician have the dentist take out his silver fillings?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Drew Manning Special user Dallas, Texas 913 Posts
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He wanted to melt them down and make his own gaffed coins.
What's the first trick the magician did with the new coins?
I live my life for a layer of ice
Just like those poured by my bartender vice Any taste of vermouth would be really sublime, When you have a good martini time! -The Reverend Horton Heat |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Buy back all the tricks he gave away 5 years ago.
Why doesn't anyone know the answer to this question?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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They forgot what the question was.
What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a pit bull |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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A zebra with a parakeet head and feet.
Why did the magician cross breed animals and other creatures for their shows? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they wanted to appeal to the High Bred.
Why did the magician pour coffee into his magic salt shaker?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He wanted to see what happens after that.
Why did the magician want to become the second masked magician? |
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