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Father Photius
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Dynamike swimming in a vat of grape jelly.

Why did the magician steal James Tong's balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
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They showed less wear...
What size TT is best for the vanishing bowling ball?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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You don't need any TT if the bowling ball is a balloon. You just need a pin.

Why did the magician change the color of the balloon before he appears a cane from it?
Father Photius
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Because he didn't want to be accussed of just passing gas.


Why did the magician fill his vanishing cane with sand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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So he can follow up with the next effect immediately ... 'The sandstorm of Sahara Desert'.

Why did the magician appear a tiny three inch flag from a six feet silk?
Father Photius
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He wanted to show the effects of inflation.

Why did the magician make soup in his lota bowl?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Eric Woods
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He wanted to make his cup runneth over!

What do you get when you mix an elephant with a squirrel?
Father Photius
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A large furry beast who demands peanuts NOW!

Why did the magician's assistant steal the magician's wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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She wanted to Break-A-Way.

You can lead a magician to water, but....
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Bill Ligon
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..you can't make him empty his lota.

How do you drive a magician crazy?
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Eric Woods
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Put him in a magic shop where every item says "Don't Touch."

Why did the magician walk on hot coals?
JRob
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To get away after he discovered the lecture he had signed up for was being attended by clowns and creepy kids.

why did the IRS auditor bot believe the magician's explanation of his expenditures on rope?
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JamesTong
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Just wait till he goes through the invoices for flash papers, strings and cottons.

What did the magician tells his wife when he just bought a few sets of real silver gaff coins costing a him a bomb?
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Time to get more shoes.

Why did the magician have the dentist take out his silver fillings?
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Drew Manning
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He wanted to melt them down and make his own gaffed coins.

What's the first trick the magician did with the new coins?
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Buy back all the tricks he gave away 5 years ago.

Why doesn't anyone know the answer to this question?
Gary Shelton
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They forgot what the question was.

What do you get when you cross a parakeet with a pit bull
JamesTong
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A zebra with a parakeet head and feet.

Why did the magician cross breed animals and other creatures for their shows?
Father Photius
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Because they wanted to appeal to the High Bred.

Why did the magician pour coffee into his magic salt shaker?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He wanted to see what happens after that.

Why did the magician want to become the second masked magician?
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