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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts 
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Birds of course.
Why did the mouse trap have a light bulb?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Edd: Having never been to salt lake.. I will take your word for that. Remind me not to book a show there anytime soon hehehe
The mice were seeing just how many of them it took to screw it in. =) Why didn't Old Mother Hubbard by any groceries?
Kyle Peron
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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She was too busy getting Rover's bone? (Get your mind outof the gutter!)
What did Old Mother Hubbard like best about Rover's bone?
Robert Haas
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts
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It's meaty flavor. (ooooooo, noooo you didn't!)
What's green, black, and has 17 pages of bad jokes? Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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The gag tag thread.
What is the difference between a wizard and magician?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A white beard and $150.00.
What is the difference between good and bad magic?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A sacraficial goat and 6 candles.
Why do fools fall in love? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because they tried skipping in love and that just didn't work.
how can you tell if you're gag tag line is funny?
Kyle Peron
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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You hear the cyber audience laughing..
What do you get when you cross a ventriloquist with a tap dancer?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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A dummy who makes his feet talk.
What do you get when you cross a magician with a politician?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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A master of misdirection.
What do you get if you cross a field with a tractor? |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts
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A quick job but a wonky X.
How do you know when your parrot is lying? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Pollygraph.
How do you know if a smurf has eaten your toothpaste? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8810 Posts
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It's all smucked up.
Why don't people squeeze from the bottom of the tube of toothpaste?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because some how squeezing anyones BOTTOM seems a little gross.
How can you tell if a Magician lives in your neighborhood?
Kyle Peron
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sean_mh Loyal user 229 Posts
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Your newspaper is Torn and Restored every morning.
Why did the magician cross the stage? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To obviously get his paycheck. Otherwise he would have stayed put. =)
How does a magician eat a donut?
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Using the policeman Axtell Puppet.
What did the magician order off of the menu?
Robert Haas
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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French drop onion soup.
What is a magician's favorite restaurant?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Long John Silver Scepter's (groan)
What is the one thing every magician should never leave home without?
Kyle Peron
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