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Birds of course.

Why did the mouse trap have a light bulb?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Edd: Having never been to salt lake.. I will take your word for that. Remind me not to book a show there anytime soon hehehe

The mice were seeing just how many of them it took to screw it in. =)

Why didn't Old Mother Hubbard by any groceries?
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She was too busy getting Rover's bone? (Get your mind outof the gutter!)

What did Old Mother Hubbard like best about Rover's bone?
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It's meaty flavor. (ooooooo, noooo you didn't!)

What's green, black, and has 17 pages of bad jokes?

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The gag tag thread.

What is the difference between a wizard and magician?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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A white beard and $150.00.

What is the difference between good and bad magic?
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A sacraficial goat and 6 candles.

Why do fools fall in love?
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Because they tried skipping in love and that just didn't work.

how can you tell if you're gag tag line is funny?
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You hear the cyber audience laughing..

What do you get when you cross a ventriloquist with a tap dancer?
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A dummy who makes his feet talk.

What do you get when you cross a magician with a politician?
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A master of misdirection.

What do you get if you cross a field with a tractor?
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A quick job but a wonky X.

How do you know when your parrot is lying?
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Pollygraph.

How do you know if a smurf has eaten your toothpaste?
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It's all smucked up.

Why don't people squeeze from the bottom of the tube of toothpaste?
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Because some how squeezing anyones BOTTOM seems a little gross.

How can you tell if a Magician lives in your neighborhood?
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Your newspaper is Torn and Restored every morning.

Why did the magician cross the stage?
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To obviously get his paycheck. Otherwise he would have stayed put. =)

How does a magician eat a donut?
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Using the policeman Axtell Puppet.

What did the magician order off of the menu?
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French drop onion soup.

What is a magician's favorite restaurant?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Long John Silver Scepter's (groan)

What is the one thing every magician should never leave home without?
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