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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17130 Posts 
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A coconut can't deliver pizzas...
Why did the magician start making balloon animals?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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He wanted to make "Inflation" work for him
Why did the Magician kick the mime? |
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The mime didn't say not to.
Why don't mimes talk? |
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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They won't say.
What is the difference between a mentalist and a park bench? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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The park bench scored higher on the IQ test.
Why did the mentalist cross the road?
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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The other side looked less likely to be gimmicked
Why did the Rabbit kill the dove? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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The dove accused the rabbit of being a mentalist.
Why did the mentalist take up ventriloquism?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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So his audience could hear the same voices he claimed too
What do a Politician, a Lawyer and a quick change artist have in common? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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They all can change in an instant when it is profitable to them.
Why did the magician start using a mop for a magic wand?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 298 Posts
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He wanted to clean up his act.
Why did the magician steal the janitor's mop bucket.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Mr Rubiks Regular user 134 Posts
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He had a dirty act.
What do you call a dislexic mentalist? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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A dnim redaer.
What do you call wet magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 298 Posts
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The Amazing Spills-a-lota.
What did the magician say to the singing barber?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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Last time I saw you we were in Seville
What did the thumb tip say to the sixth finger? |
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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I got to hand it to ya...
Why did the neighbors have the magician arrested? |
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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They overheard him tell somebody that he was going to make his girlfriend disappear
Why was the magician's wife underwhelmed by his anniversary present on their 25th anniv.?
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 298 Posts
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She knew that she'd be the one to care for, feed, and clean up after the dove.
Why was the magician underwhelmed with her gift to him on their anniversary?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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How's he going to fit a $25,000 women's diamond ring into his act.
Why did the magician sell his car?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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To get gas money!
Why did the magician buy a new suit? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because his tails didn't suit him
Why did the magican name his dog "Shecky"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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