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joseph
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He wouldn't answer to Nostradamus...
Who did the magician see in the back of the audience?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Gary Shelton
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A baptist... They always sit in the back row

where do escape artist go to get away from it all?
MagikDavid
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Cleveland. (sorry... couldn't resist the inside joke)

What did the magician say to St. Peter at the pearly gates?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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"Don't look now, but I think I'm standing over the trap door"


What did St. Peter say to the magician who wanted to show him his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Gary Shelton
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We got people here that worked for the first Caesar's palace and you wanna perform a Lion act?

What the magician say back to St. Peter?
Father Photius
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I swear my act is good, I'm not lion to ya!

Why did the magician insist on wearing green socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Gary Shelton
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Father Photius you of all people should know ...it was St. Patrick's day!

What did the juggler say to the thief?
Father Photius
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Toss that over here.

Why did the magician paint the statue of liberty black?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bill Ligon
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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To make it disappear at night.

Why did he tie two white parachutes together and hang them from the torch of the Statue of Liberty?
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Gary Shelton
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So no one would notice he had painted her!

Why did the juggler refuse to date any left handed women?
Bill Ligon
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(I was hoping someone would say "So he could do the 20th Century Parachutes or maybe the "Huge Bra Trick.")
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Gary Shelton
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(yes that would have been better)

Now answer the question!
Eric Woods
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Anyone in there "right mind" would know better.

What did the juggler say to the drunk?
Father Photius
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I'll toss up the bottles, but don't you toss anything up on my shoes.


Why did the magician buy a blue Lincoln Continental?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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To complete his new "Car Blendo" act.

Why did the magician take his rubber chicken to the massage parlor (keep it clean.)
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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To get all the kinks out from doing the funky chicken.


Why did the magician buy a second rubber chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Gary Shelton
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His number one Rubber Chicken was at the massage parlor

Why did the Rubber chicken walk out on the magician?
JamesTong
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To get a life ... at least something is better out there than the massage parlor.

Why did the magician not use Rubber Ducks to replace the Rubber Chickens?
JRob
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He got a threatening letter from Sesame Street's Ernie and PETRD (People for the Ethical Treatment of Rubber Duckies)

Why did PETRD reject the magician's explanation that "no rubber birds are harmed I'm my act?
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Father Photius
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Because they thought his explanation was a stretch.

Why did the magician start using rubber snakes in his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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