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Gary Shelton
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Because they don't make rubber lawyers

Where do magicians go to buy clothes?
Father Photius
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At tales,tux and topit, inc.

What did the magician use color his silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Eric Woods
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Magic!

Why did the magician call the wizard help line?
joseph
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He loves to help wizards..
What did the magician think F.I.S.M. stood for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Gary Shelton
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John Kennedy's FISM Flash

What did the other Magician think F.I.S.M. stood for?
Father Photius
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Federal Institute for Stupid Magicians....Here's your sign.

Why did the magician's assistant replace his dove with a monkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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She wanted to help a family member get his BIG BREAK into showbiz.

What do you call a lawyer mentalist.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
harris
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Harris Deutsch
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Someone who knows he at least has one job.

What do you call a mentalist's mentalist?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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music, magic and marvelous toys
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JamesTong
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Someone who thinks he has a job

What do you call a magician's magician?
jay leslie
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Anyone who has ever picked up a pack of cards and learned the 21 card trick.

Why do magicians use stooges?


(and on a related note: What does a used stooge cost?)
magicgeorge
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Because they are cheaper than the Marx brothers?

(and on a related note: Nip down to your local garden centre to ascertain the price of plants)

Why did the lump of plutonium cross the road?
Father Photius
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Because the UN inspection team was on the other side of the road.



Why did the magician plant his feather flowers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicgeorge
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At the end of his magic path beside his magic bush in his magic garden at the back of his magic house on magic street in magic land on the planet magic.

Why did the lump of (magic) plutonium cross the road?
Father Photius
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Because it wanted to jump into the magic lake and make magic heavy water for the magic lota bowl.


Why did the ventriloquist stuff a sock in the dummy's mouth?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicgeorge
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Cos it was a good gag.

What did the playing card say to the table?
Father Photius
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Your face or mine?

Why did the magician fill his chop cup with kool-aid?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magicgeorge
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What's a chop cup?

What's red and spongey?
Father Photius
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A white spongeball soaked in red wine.

Why did the magician's assistant pour her drink down the magician's cumberbund?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagikDavid
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She wanted to give him a 'belt' to remember.

What did the mentalist say to the masked magician, when he saw him sitting in the audience?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
MagikDavid
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She mistook it for a lotta bowl.

Why didn't the magician fire his assistant?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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