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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts 
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Because they don't make rubber lawyers
Where do magicians go to buy clothes? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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At tales,tux and topit, inc.
What did the magician use color his silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Eric Woods Regular user Kansas City 115 Posts
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Magic!
Why did the magician call the wizard help line? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He loves to help wizards..
What did the magician think F.I.S.M. stood for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Gary Shelton Regular user 183 Posts
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John Kennedy's FISM Flash
What did the other Magician think F.I.S.M. stood for? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Federal Institute for Stupid Magicians....Here's your sign.
Why did the magician's assistant replace his dove with a monkey?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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She wanted to help a family member get his BIG BREAK into showbiz.
What do you call a lawyer mentalist.
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Someone who knows he at least has one job.
What do you call a mentalist's mentalist?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Someone who thinks he has a job
What do you call a magician's magician? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Anyone who has ever picked up a pack of cards and learned the 21 card trick.
Why do magicians use stooges? (and on a related note: What does a used stooge cost?)
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Because they are cheaper than the Marx brothers?
(and on a related note: Nip down to your local garden centre to ascertain the price of plants) Why did the lump of plutonium cross the road? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because the UN inspection team was on the other side of the road.
Why did the magician plant his feather flowers?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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At the end of his magic path beside his magic bush in his magic garden at the back of his magic house on magic street in magic land on the planet magic.
Why did the lump of (magic) plutonium cross the road? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it wanted to jump into the magic lake and make magic heavy water for the magic lota bowl.
Why did the ventriloquist stuff a sock in the dummy's mouth?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Cos it was a good gag.
What did the playing card say to the table? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your face or mine?
Why did the magician fill his chop cup with kool-aid?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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What's a chop cup?
What's red and spongey? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A white spongeball soaked in red wine.
Why did the magician's assistant pour her drink down the magician's cumberbund?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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She wanted to give him a 'belt' to remember.
What did the mentalist say to the masked magician, when he saw him sitting in the audience?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts
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She mistook it for a lotta bowl.
Why didn't the magician fire his assistant?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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