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Doctor Zolar
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OH, by the time I answered the question above the one above,
someone always answered. ! ! ! ! ! !

XxCxxXO0!rrrFo!!!

Now I don't know what to do !
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Quote:
On 2009-04-28 13:34, flobiwan wrote:

Why do pigs have curly tails?


From sitting in permanent wave solution.

(Now: Why did the Jewish magician have a short wand?)

He didn't have time for a long one.

(Don't worry Zolar, it happens all the time)

Why did the magician wear green underwear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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Two answers:
1. It was the ones that came with the newest trick.
2. They were free when you buy 2 or more thumb tips.


Why do magicians never get manicures?
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Because the manicurist never gets the thumb nails right.

Why did the hypnotist buy a ventriloquism dummy?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Doctor Zolar
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He's easy to put to sleep.


Why did the magician that was in a car wreck
and sent to the hospital have strange symptoms .... of blue hands?
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They forgot to take off his blue rubber gloves.

Why don't magicians wear red long johns?
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Cos they're blue ones are in the wash...

How do you know if there's a parrot in your underpants?
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I misread the question. Make that: cos they are in the wash.
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When he pokes his head out and begins singing a Jimmy Buffet song.

What did the magician say when his Dancing Cane went flying across the room?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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"It's Five O'Clock Somewhere..."

If Jimmy Buffet were a magician, what would be his signature trick?
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MagikDavid
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Parrot-Head Chopper.

Why was the nude magician kicked out of the nudist camp?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others.
Father Photius
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Because they didn't like his sleight of hand moves.


Why do magicians insist on cutting up rope?
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They aren't capable of cutting a rug.

Why did the mentalist cancel his show?
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He forgot where it was being held.


What do you get when you cross a mentalist with a juggler?
Doctor Zolar
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You end up with a 7 part mentalism trick, that's up in the air, that nobody can remember all the questions or what the outcome may be.

(the answer I was looking for just a few posts back about the blue hands was: His IT Loops were too tight on his wrists.) I just had to, because it was sooo funny to ME.

OK, carry on......

How much of your monthly budget should you devote to "new tricks?
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My entire income and have to borrow more to get more new tricks.

Why do I spend all my income on new tricks?
MagikDavid
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"A fool and his money are soon parted"
(P.S., What's an income?... what's a monthly budget?)

What does 'abracadabra' REALLY mean?
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Is the pleasure it brings to others.
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."


Why doesn't the Wizzard of Id belong to any legitimate magic organizations?
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Doctor Zolar
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Because ..... Id just be wrong.


What does the waitress say to the magicians from the magic convention
that are just sitting down for a meal?
Doctor Zolar
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(This is such set up I can't stand it any longer.... I must give the
ridiculous answer.)

The waitress says: "For the lunch special, choose any item on the menu
between 1 and 10, and NOT ... 1 OR 10, because that would be too obvious.
Just touch any item while my back is turned and while I have one eye shut."


(That's been rolling around in my head for 3 days now, so I must let the answer out so I can sleep.)


What does Eugene Burger's dry cleaner always say to him?
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