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Deoderant?

Why is Kyle so awesome?
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I think reply 500 killed the thread. It was more then it could handle.

Pleas submit your (comedy)eulogy for the Gag Tag thread.

My eulogy will be coming, I have to reflect on the life of Gag Tag before I can write.

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So um Edd are you saying I am not awesome or people just can not limit themselves to just 1 answer? lol

answer: why is Kyle so awesome..... 8000+ posts says he is. hehehe

If a mime were forced to talk.. what is the first thing he would say?
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Could someone let me out of this !@#$%^& invisible box.

Give a sentence with the word eulogy in it.
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My grandfather had a background in studying elephant urine. His study in eulogy really helped us when we got stung by a jellyfish....

What did the gerbil say to the hamster?
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Oil your &^$^$#@$%# wheel!

What does a magician have for breakfast?
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Toast by Rodger Lovins, Cereal Killer by Nick Lakin, and a milk pitcher. And, to season, some woofle dust and slush powder.

What did the magician have for dinner?
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A Topsy Turvy Bottle of Wine. A Sponge cake served in a flaming dove pan. And for a main course he had some really crazy meal consisting of an orange, lemon, egg and a canary.

Why do magicians like to wear black?
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They are in mourning for their lost sense of humour.


Why do Matt Colman's lightbulbs keep popping out?
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Because they're full of milk.

What did the cheap magician get for Christmas?
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Gag Tag in manuscript form. "Gag Tag - the bedroom magicians guide to entertaining the mirror, and the mirror alone."

My dog's got no dictionary. How does he spell?
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Terrible.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Dung.

A blind man walks into a fishmongers and says...
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Hello Ladies!


Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
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Cause if they danced on there heads they'd be break dancers.

What looks and smells like oxygen but is actually invisible?
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Oxygen.


What's blue and doesn't fit?
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A suffocating man being forced into a jam jar.

How many monkeys can you get in a bus?
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3 in the subtrunk and two in a dove pan.


What do you call a man with a penguin on his head?
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Under the "Wetter"!!

How many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2 would be efishent but it's gotta be good for 6 months.

What do you get if you cross a lightbulb with a horse?
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