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Father Photius
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At least the street magician had an honest job.

What did the magician do with 300 refurbished sponge balls?
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Alvo
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Refurbished his 150 castrated sponge ding dongs.

Why are most magicians men?
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Women are sensible..
Where did the chosen card wind up?...
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Inside a Popsicle as part of "the frozen chosen" card trick.

Why don't magicians produce doves from dove pans anymore? What exactly is a "die" box? What happened to the magician who did "whoops" on his head chopper routine? Do silks dye? Is food at The Magic Café any good?
Father Photius
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Because they don't come with no stick surfaces and dove poop is hard to remove; a box that has given up the ghost; 99 years without parole at Attica; no but they can be; never ate at the Café, but the food at the Magic Castle is palatible.

Why did the magician translate all his routines into Latvian?
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To impress those pretty girls there.

Why did the magician decided not to escape from the straights jacket when he is already hung 50 feet high?
Father Photius
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He was so enjoying the view.

Why wouldn't the magician's wife let him buy a straight jacket?
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JamesTong
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That's because he can't even get out of a simple rope tie.

Why are magicians' wives so tolerant of their husbands' weird behaviour?
Father Photius
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Because they know how to make her problems vanish.

How does a magician know when he is close to an idiot?
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He has drool on his Wow card...
What book did the magician read by the fire?...
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The Idiot's Guide to Avoid becoming a Magician

Why did the magician showed a totally blank face when he met Fr. Photius?
Bill Ligon
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He was about to change the blank face to Fr. Photius' chosen card. Smile

Does idiot drool work as well as woofle dust?
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No, but it can rough a card ok..
What new deck did the magician accidently invent?...
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Father Photius
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The slobber deck.

What did Rebo the Clown really hide under his hat?
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An extra pair of clown shoes so he can use them for his hat and balls final load surprise.

Why did the magician stop performing the invisible deck?
Bill Ligon
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He couldn't find it.

Where did the magician hide his appearing pole?
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Father Photius
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Where the sun don't never shine.

How many of James Tong's balls does it take to fill all of Jay's pockets?
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Jay has pockets?

What is so unusual about James' balls?
Father Photius
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They fit into Jay's pockets.


Why did Captain Kirk refuse to study magic?
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He was busy locating Klingons on Uranus...
Why did the masked magician look for new assistants?...
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