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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
She was too big for the crystal silk cylinder.
Why did the two magicians dual with card swords? |
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Alvo Regular user 102 Posts |
To see who has a bigger deck.
How is a magician like an iced tea? |
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MagikDavid Loyal user Cincinnati, OH 297 Posts |
You can order him in some restaurants with your meal.
What did the magician say to the policelady who pulled him over?
One good thing about being wrong...
Is the pleasure it brings to others. |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
"Would you like to examine my balls?" ... while you showed her two sponge balls
What did the police lady do to the magician who made that comment? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Would you like to examine these ordinary cuffs?..
What did the magician buy in the frozen food aisle?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
Anything that looks good for final loads for his cups and balls.
Why did the magician regret appearing a real ice cream for his kids magic show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because it melted and made him look like a big drip in his act.
Why did the magician consider a cordless drill to be one of his finest magic props?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Because he now had a boring prop to go with his boring patter. (Also why put a bit of a twist in your act when you can have a twist of a bit). Double whammy BAM! Bam! nailed it..
What's black and white and annoys fortune tellers? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The newspaper headlines that they mispredicted.
Why did Randi beat the fortune teller with a rolled up newspaper?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
His dancing canes are too expensive to use to beat up someone.
Why did the magician turn a cane into a tiny silk? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
It fit much better in his breast coat pocket that way.
Why did the magician dress like the Lone Ranger and his assistant like Tonto?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When they blunders on stage, no one will recognize them.
What did the magician do when he cannot escape from the straits jacket at the IBM convention performance? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
He blamed it on FFFF.
Why did Ray Mysterio put the beat down on The Masked Magician? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Ray really did that??!!! Way to go RAY!
How can a bus be magic?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
When it belongs to David Copperfield
why did the magician trade in his rabbit?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He was tired of the old Volkswagen.
What did he get in return?
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
The Magic Bug (for the VW Bug).
Can those being sick with magic disease be considered part of a Pandora's pandemic? What is the name of this illness? (having the magic bug) |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Hocus-mucus (although magicians don't suffer from it audiences do...)
How many magicians does it take to change a nappy (diaper)? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
Two magicians and an assistant. One magician to change the diaper, one assistant to take the dirty diaper away, and one magician to do the Jerry Andrus diaper linking pins routine for which the diapers were the "theme" for (e.g. the SOMA multiplying cell phones).
The French revolution inspired the head chopper and the bullet catching illusion, what magic trick did the American revolution inspire? |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2009-06-11 13:12, MagicBus wrote:The French revolution inspired the head chopper and the bullet catching illusion, what magic trick did the American revolution inspire? George Washington's version of Coins Across. -=tabman
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