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Oooops, tabman, you did not post a question!

Let me do it so this thread can continue.


What did the magician do with the linking pins when he accidentally pierce one of them through his finger?
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He used that as an excuse to introduce his handkerchief, then linked the pin to the handkerchief, then took the bloodied handkerchief and introduced his "soft soft" routine to get the handkerchief clean. Orrr, he claimed he was Wilfred Brimley a diabetic and was just checking his blood sugar levels. Then he went into his sugar cube maxtrix routine.

What did Orson Welles do when he saw Paul Curry's "Out Of This World" card trick?
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Nothing, he's dead

2 doves and a rabbit walk into a bar,& the bartender says....?
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Sorry, we already have a bouncer..
Why did the magician dye his dove black?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So he could ditch it using black art.

What did the magician say when his wife served him a dove dinner?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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What, are we all out of rabbit?

What is the correct end of a magic wand to hold when waving it?
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The one at the bottom. (It's opposite the top one just below the middle)

What's the correct term for a feather flower?
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"Feather flower."

Why do feather flowers look more like something to dust my bookshelf than they do real flowers?
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Because they actually dust the bookshelves better.

Why is the 'Garden of Flowers Act" called "Garden of Flowers" when it is actually a showcase of feather flowers?
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Because Uncle Harry didn't go very far in school and couldn't spell "Botanica."

Why did the magician buy 5 red wigs?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was color blind and thought he selected 5 different colors.

Why did the magician appear 5 cages but none of them contain doves?
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Because tigers eat doves.

Why did the magician wear wear a hair net?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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McDonalds requires it...
Why wouldn't the magician do the milk can escape?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He was lactose intollerent.

Why did the magician burn up all his checks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His wife forces him to otherwise he keeps buying props.

How did the magician still get to buy more props even after his wife gave him the ultimatum?
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He divorced his wife.

What did the magician say when questioned by airport security regarding his ten Mogar knives he was carrying?
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"I wanted to cut to the front of the line."..
Who did the magician perform for in Russia?...
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No one, they were all passed out from drinking Vodka.

What did the magician do when he lost his sponge balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He only lost his sponge balls and fortunately he had a few extra unique balls from uniquemagicballs.com so he can carry on with his act (talking about perfect timing on this one LOL!)

Why did the magician use a three way forcing deck just to force one card to one person only?
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The person had a split personality..
What did the magician do after he produced a watermelon?...
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