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Because his name was Bev.

Why did Mark Wilson need comic relief?
MikeHMagic
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Because he wanted to meet Robin Williams & Billy Crystal

What do you get when you cross a kid show magician and Gene Simmons?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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The KISS of death.

Why did the magician start using frogs for his final cups and balls load?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MagicBus
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Because he was George Barna, author or "The Frog In The Kettle." Just kidding- he was a street performer at night and the frogs eats nats, bugs, and mosquitos flying around the close up table.

Why does the masked magician wear gloves, so we won't recognize his warts?
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So we won't see they are really made of slime mold like the rest of him.

Why did the magician put his dove pan in the oven?
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MagicBus
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Because he was baking a cake in it. He forgot to clean it out first however.

Why did the magician buy a duck pan even though he does not own a duck?
JamesTong
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So he can bake a bigger cake.

Why did the magician wandered off the stage halfway during his performance?
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He might as well the audience left a good 10 min before.

Why did the magician wear highly embroidered black shirts?
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MikeHMagic
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Because Ebay didn't have any purple ones.

How do you make a silk dance?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius
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You get a band and invite a bunch of silks.


How do you make a French drop?
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Bill Ligon
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Kick his legs out from under him.

How do you make an elephant fly?
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Catch a fly and glue a long nose on it.

Why did the magician's wife refuse to let him take his handcuffs when he went out?
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Bill Ligon
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She was unable to take them off. Oops! Smile

(How do you make an elephant fly? First, you need a five-foot zipper....)

Why did the magician go to the flea market?
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Father Photius
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To recruit acts for his flea circus.

What happened when the illusionist sat on his flash pot?
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Bill Ligon
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Disaster, or disassed him, as the case may be.

Why did the magician swallow flash paper?
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JamesTong
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He thought it was tissue paper.

How did the magician get out of his handcuff when he lost the key?
MagicBus
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He put his hands into his ice cold water of his lota bowl to shrink them, then dried them off, then immediately covered his hands with slippery fanning powder. When none of that worked, he wedged his wand into the key hole to break the lock. When that did not work, he cracked the cuffs over the head of The Masked Magician repeatedly until the cuffs were broken.

What did the magician rename his silver sceptre?
Father Photius
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The silver bullet.

What did the magician do when he realized that there were no spots on his cards?
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He decided that spot remover was not a good idea for cleaning his cards.

What did he do when his dog "Spot" came into the room?
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He tried the spot remover on "Spot" immediately.

Why did the magician apply fanning powder on the cards and not sun tan lotion?
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