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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
So he would have something to throw on the grill later...
What did the magician do besides magic?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts |
Evade creditors.
What was the Lawyer/Magician's favorite trick? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I'm not sure but you can probably find it on one of Curtis Kam's DVDs.
What trick did the magician do for his high school reunion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Living long enough to attend it..
What did the restaurant patron tip the magician?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Two fries and a soggy straw wrapper.
Why did the magician pick his assistant's pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He need some gas money.
What did the magician do when he ran out of gas halfway to his gig? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
He made a service station appear out of nowhere. (Service station? Have you ever received service in a "service" station in the last 40 years?)
Why did the magician ride his bicycle to his new gig?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The service station he made appear was out of gas.
Why did the magician wear a fake mustache?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
To match the unusual look of his eye brow.
What did the magician do when those creepy kids start behaving horribly and shouting at him loudly? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Turned them all into toads.
What did the mothers of all the toads say?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
"Aiiieeeee! What did you do to my sweet, innocent baby, you monster?"
What did the magician do then?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He had frog legs for dinner...
What did the magician perform on the cruise ship?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The old heaving over the rail illusion.
Why was the magician unable to walk on water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He was too busy heaving in it..
Why couldn't the magician palm a coin?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You try palming a coin when you're seasick!
Why couldn't the magician do the multiplying billiard balls on the ship?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He got fired because he's too seasick to do anything.
Why do magicians still want to get jobs in the cruise ships eventhough they know they will get seasick? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts |
The buffet is free!
What did the dolphin say to the cruise ship magician?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
"Get outta my way, chump, I'm a football player from Miami!"
What was the magician's response?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
"Get outta my way, chump, I'm still heaving...
Why didn't the magician perform any rope tricks on the cruise ship?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Because he was losing his grip.
What illusion did the magician perform on the poop deck?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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