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Have Harris step away from the nose clippers..(where his hair magically moved to..along with his back...)

Why did the bird watcher wear windshield wiper sunglasses?

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To protect his eyes from bird poop.

Why did the magician leave gag tag?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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Cause his wife kept telling him to stop wasting time and do something constructive.

What was the second choice on the list before they decided a top hat was to be the symbol for a magician?
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A welfare check.

"I thought the magician was going to pull a rabbit out of the hat, but instead he pulled out a ______________!"
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Hair/hare and much hilarity ensued...

A magician, a ventriloquist and a polar bear walk into a bar...
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....and the Barman says, "I thought you were all extinct".


Doctor Doctor, I've lost my sense of humour!
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Try taking YOURSELF...lightly of course...said the doctor..(without moving his lips)

When you are pointing a finger at someone..you _________ ______ _______ _____ ___ _____.
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MUST BE POINTING THE MIDDLE ONE!

Why don't puppets have 5 finger?
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Because Vernet broke into the assembling factory.

Why did the Magician cross the road?
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To get away from magic themed gags.

Benny Hill, Peter Sellers, and Henny Youngman walk into a psychologist's office...
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And say, "what's up Doc?"


What did the parapsychologist say to the psychologist?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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I haven't a ghost of an idea.

What magic words does a ghost use?
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Holy Hank Stain!

What magic words starts with the letter RU?
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"RU Awake?"

A clown, a magician, and an accountant walk into a bar and the bartender says...
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Look, three people who juggle! (balls, career and numbers)

After the bartender made his statement, a barmaid said to the magician.....???
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Don't tell me, just "Think a drink" (sorry, couldn't resist)

The accountant then said.........
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One scotch & soda for my magician friend, one S*x On the Beach for my clown friend, and just a glass of water for me...Oh and can I get a receipt?

How many mentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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- several to ponder if the lightbulb really even exists in the first place
- 4 more to see if by chance can they really do a center tear with a light bulb
- 10 to debate whatever method anyone really ends up using
- 20 to yell and scream that the changing of the lighbulb trick was there original idea
- 2 to argue with the 20 above saying that can not be true cause they ate dinner with Vernon and dai clearly had a move for the lightbulb
- 30 to not say a word but immediately rush home, drop a lightbulb in a box, make cheesy packaging and be the first to send their ad in to MAGIC magazine.
- 50 to immediately start a blog online about various methods for changing the bulb
- 30 to complain that trying to read the bulbs mind is extra diffcult because is the bulb really alive
- 1 to finally, finally realize all this is ridiculous and get up and actually change the darn thing. =)

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YOu start using thumbtips as real fingers.....

Where did the magician find his missing thumbtip?
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On his thumb. It was there all along!!

What did the proctologist say to the magician?
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