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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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On 2009-07-06 23:13, MikeHMagic wrote: A magician who can't spell Geico. Now back to the previous question.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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On 2009-07-06 23:13, Father Photius wrote: So no one will discover what his RJOM is made of. What magician will take David Copperfield's place when he retires? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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David who? Is he still around?
What magician will take Dynamike's place when he retires?
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Whatever magician that is willing to put up 1,000,000 post.
What do magicians have that no one else has? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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Bills...
Why couldn't the magician make a card fan?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because his hands were too cold from his air conditioner.
What is the first thing a magician thinks about right before his performance? |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Magicians think? This is all news to me..
Why can't a duck play poker? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because they do not have the time. They are always at the White House protesting about the game "Duck, Duck, Goose."
How did Magicgeorge think of this magical thread? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was hoping Dynamike would reveal the secrets of the 101 rins routine.
Why is Dynamike not posing with ladies in his avatars now? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17488 Posts
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They left him for the masked magician..
Why did the magician give the brat kid his business card?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he really wanted to give the kid "the business".
Why did the magician always imbed his business card inside of an orange when handing them out?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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That is why he is jobless all the time.
Why did the magician refuse to learn up Dynamike's 101 rings routine? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he could only count to 100.
What is a female's most popular trick to watch? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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Barry Mitchell's "Mother of all Diamonds" trick where lumps of coal turn into diamonds- and diamonds (as we all know) are a girl's best friend.
What did Sparky the balloon worker clown do when he learned that balloon talcum powder being breathed into his lungs in large quantities could be harmful to his health? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It burst his bubble.
Why did the magician insist on wearing shoes that were two sizes too small?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was woke up one discovering he turned into a midget.
Why do some magicians bring fruits to shows? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It guarantees the audience won't bring their own.
Why did Dynamike refuse to become a mentalist?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because mentalist hate all magicians who are named Dynamike.
What did caveman magicians do with dinosaurs in the past? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2763 Posts
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He did magic tricks so simple that even a caveman could do it. Plus he got his dinosaur insured through GEICO.
What would have happened if the young Harry Bouton had stayed at The Palmer House instead of The Blackstone Hotel in Chicago? Would he be The Great Palmer? (maybe not too good of a name for a magician) |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His name of Blackstone did not come from the Blackstone hotel, so I doubt he would have been named Palmer. But if he had taken the other half of the name instead of the Blackstone half, he would have been known as Cigar the magician.
How many vanishing Elephants does it take to make a 5 minute illusion act?
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