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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts 
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Cigar the Magician? Now That's Smokin! As for the elephants, it takes three. One for the sub trunk, one for Christopher Milbourne appearance, and a third to drag all the equipment over to Blackstone Island.
Why are there so many churches on Blackstone Street in Colon? Is Colon the only city in the world where there is a rabbit coming out of a top hat on its street signs? How many magicians have slept overnight at The Magic Castle? Is it true that Haines House of Cards is not made out of cards? Does that house even still exist? Does anyone still perform the cigar to pipe trick? How come the lit match from lapel never works on the first try? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Is there a Davidoff the Magician based on the cigar? (forgot to add that above, sounds like a great stage name to me)
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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Quote:
On 2009-07-07 23:43, MagicBus wrote: Because it's the only street in Colon... Why did Blackstone love the Buzzsaw illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because is was his only way to get "high" from smelling the wood burn.
Why did the stampede of ants go up the magician's pants leg? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The magician was performing the candy trick.
Why was the Lota bowl called a Lota bowl? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Because the toilet bowl trick does not sound all that entertaining (the trick that keeps flushing and flushing?)
Why did Jason Alexander do the shrinking cards illusion? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the government was taking things away from him slowly for not paying his taxes.
What trick goes up, but never comes down? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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Smoke from ears...
Why did the dummy look like the vent?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the vent's parents were dummies.
What word should a magician never say in public? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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OOPS!
How many pints of strawberries does it take to get a magician to change his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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None, you need pints of Guiness
What & why did the birthday clown drink after performing his McBride style manipulation act @ Suzy's sixth birthday party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A Bloody Mary. Because after his show he discovered he is booked for Suzy' party next week. He was suppose to be at Mary's presently.
What trick will never be figured out? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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How to make a magic career turn into a million dollars..
Why did the magician take up flying?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would be high, because he can not do a show.
What does Dynamike and Photius have in common? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They have lots of tricks in their collections they do not know how to perform.
What do you get when you cross James Tong and 200 of his balls together? |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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Super Tong!
How did the magician prevent his white silk after coming out of his thumb tip from looking like a crumpled up, very wrinkled wash rag? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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By making it look like a wrinkled snot rag
What Does The Magic duo of James Tong & DynaMike do to celebrate a good show @ Johnny's 8th birthday party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Throw themselves into an active volcano.
Why did the birthday party magician give up magic and take up voodoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17449 Posts
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His shrunken heads kept scaring the kids..
Why couldn't the magician do the thimble routine?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had no fingers from doing the Finger Chopper.
What stunt are most magicians afraid to do? |
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