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Cigar the Magician? Now That's Smokin! As for the elephants, it takes three. One for the sub trunk, one for Christopher Milbourne appearance, and a third to drag all the equipment over to Blackstone Island.

Why are there so many churches on Blackstone Street in Colon? Is Colon the only city in the world where there is a rabbit coming out of a top hat on its street signs? How many magicians have slept overnight at The Magic Castle? Is it true that Haines House of Cards is not made out of cards? Does that house even still exist? Does anyone still perform the cigar to pipe trick? How come the lit match from lapel never works on the first try?
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Is there a Davidoff the Magician based on the cigar? (forgot to add that above, sounds like a great stage name to me)
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On 2009-07-07 23:43, MagicBus wrote:
Why are there so many churches on Blackstone Street in Colon?


Because it's the only street in Colon...

Why did Blackstone love the Buzzsaw illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Because is was his only way to get "high" from smelling the wood burn.

Why did the stampede of ants go up the magician's pants leg?
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The magician was performing the candy trick.

Why was the Lota bowl called a Lota bowl?
MagicBus
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Because the toilet bowl trick does not sound all that entertaining (the trick that keeps flushing and flushing?)

Why did Jason Alexander do the shrinking cards illusion?
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Because the government was taking things away from him slowly for not paying his taxes.

What trick goes up, but never comes down?
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Smoke from ears...

Why did the dummy look like the vent?...
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Dynamike
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Because the vent's parents were dummies.

What word should a magician never say in public?
Father Photius
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OOPS!


How many pints of strawberries does it take to get a magician to change his act?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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None, you need pints of Guiness

What & why did the birthday clown drink after performing his McBride style manipulation act @ Suzy's sixth birthday party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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A Bloody Mary. Because after his show he discovered he is booked for Suzy' party next week. He was suppose to be at Mary's presently.

What trick will never be figured out?
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How to make a magic career turn into a million dollars..

Why did the magician take up flying?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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So he would be high, because he can not do a show.

What does Dynamike and Photius have in common?
JamesTong
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They have lots of tricks in their collections they do not know how to perform.

What do you get when you cross James Tong and 200 of his balls together?
MagicBus
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Super Tong!

How did the magician prevent his white silk after coming out of his thumb tip from looking like a crumpled up, very wrinkled wash rag?
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By making it look like a wrinkled snot rag

What Does The Magic duo of James Tong & DynaMike do to celebrate a good show @ Johnny's 8th birthday party?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Throw themselves into an active volcano.


Why did the birthday party magician give up magic and take up voodoo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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His shrunken heads kept scaring the kids..

Why couldn't the magician do the thimble routine?...
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Because he had no fingers from doing the Finger Chopper.

What stunt are most magicians afraid to do?
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