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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts 
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Woofle dust mixed with fanning powder and roughing fluid and slush powder ....mmmmm...
Why did the magician climb the Indian Rope?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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So he would disappear after he found out he got a lady pregnant.
Why did a magician stay away from performing in the North Pole? |
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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Cause penguin magic is over rated
whats the differance between magician and a.d.d. |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A magician gots nothing to add.
When will Ray learn to become a comedian? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is trying hard to become one.
What would Dynamike do when he is fired by Donald Trump? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He canceled his order of 101 diamond encrusted linking rings
What happened when everyone on the Café went to DynaMike's house when he was out giving a 101 non diamond encrusted linking ring lecture?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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They became gold diggers after looking in his house.
When is a linking not a liking ring? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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When its performed by DynaMike
Why did ames Tong produce toads instead of doves?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he thought it would make the bratty kids in the audience croak.
Why isn't a hot rod hot?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Because it's usually an ice breaker..
Why did the magician perform 10 money tricks in a row?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He was in serious need of cash.
What is the magician's favorite day of the week?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17450 Posts
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Payday..
Why did the magician dance with his cane?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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In exchange for food.
How did James Tong manage to do a 25 balls multiplying balls routine for the bratty kids? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He had the kids turn around each time he would produce a ball.
What will be the next magician's forum? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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WhenYouAreSpendingTooMuchTimeWithMagic.com
What do you call those who hang out in magic forums everyday? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Dateless
Does James Tong have 10 pound multipling balls?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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No, it only looks like it because the way he edited his video.
Why does Photius like Kyle's act the most? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because when I'm blue, Kyle's act is pure gold, as long as he isn't wearing the RJOM.
Why did the magician get a wider screen for his computer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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How else could he view the finished Duke's Dye Version? Either that or he wanted The Magic Café to look like a diner than a hot dog cart on his screen. Maybe all his favorite magicians on youtube are overweight like me and look better on a wider screen.
What did the magician put on his sponge balls so when he put them in his mouth during his sponge ball from the mouth routine he would not experience a gag reflex? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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When he review his shows with the regular screen, he could not see anything because his overweight assistant took over the whole stage.
What did the magician say when a bone was stuck in his throat? |
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