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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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GURK!
Why did the kid show magician produce an emu @ the showcase for library performers?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that would be the last place PETA would look to find it.
What did the magician say to the lady who was about to go in labor during his show? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17471 Posts
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"It's ok dear; I'll drive you to the hospital after the show."..
Why did the magician stop performing the zig zag illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because he switched to blunts
Why did the magician ride the bus to his kiddie birthday party show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9502 Posts
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His drivers license was "SUSPENDED"
Why do magicians like to drive and practice at the same time?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they know that move is going to kill them one way or another.
Why did the assistant fill the magician's socks with oatmeal?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To get back at the magician for not paying her salary.
Why did the magician still wants to be a professional magician when he is jobless most of the time? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It beats working.
Why did the magician paint all his props yellow?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2870 Posts
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You never heard of Magic Squarepants SpongeBob? Old Kellar, I mean Old Yeller? Because Arthur Trace already painted all his props black and white? All yellow props makes the canary vanish a lot easier...
Why does Brett Daniels in his Myrtle Beach billboards claim he is "America's Greatest Magician?" Did Father Photius retire? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Fr. Photius has been retired for years, but Dynamike only sold me the rights to that title about 10 minutes ago.
Why did the magician fill his pockets with vanilla pudding?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To set up a trap to catch the grammar host that was cheating him.
Why did the grammar host not follow the rules? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17471 Posts
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Because he made them up...
Why does Brett Daniels look like a wax figure?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because if he was a plaster figure he'd crack up at all these funny lines
Why did the crappy kid show magian call himself the maste rof the dark arts?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17471 Posts
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Because he can only do sleight of hand in the dark...
Why did the magician perform at the car dealer showroom?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17471 Posts
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He liked double undercutting people...
Why did the magician drive the car blindfolded?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It was less scary than actually seeing the way the other drivers were driving.
Why did the magician flee across the border?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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To join the mexiacn flee circus
Why did "Rainbow" the clown date "The Master of the Dark Arts"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He got caught, cheating @ "Shoot-Out Poker"*
*(For the Garcia & Schindler fans) Why did the magician get stage-fright? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Too late! Delete the above.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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They wanted to try something scarey that they hadn't done before (In answer to both questions)
How many frogs make a bucket? |
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