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Father Photius
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About 30 more than make a mess.

Why did the magician put his assistant on a diet of black-eyed peas?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
MikeHMagic
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Because he's a big fan of Will.I.Am

how do you catch a magic frog?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Leave him in a poverty area of hungry children.

Who will be the first magician to make the moon disappear?
MagicBus
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They already did many years ago when a magician did one trick only and performed the fantastic "Epclipse" illusion on Abbott's stage. It was AMAZING! (a large round steel moon went from one side of the stage in an "eclipse" to the other side of the stage). Either that, or the magician pulled his pants up to make his moon disappear.

How did Genii know to publish in this month's magazine a picture of Michael Jackson levitating BEFORE he died? Now That's Magic!
Father Photius
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The deciphered it through magic.

Why did the magician jump into the well?
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magicgeorge
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Who'd want to jump into the sick?

How many pirates does it take to change a tyre?
Jay Ward
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Two. One to put up the Jack and one to hold the wench.

What did the Dachsund say to the balloon?
joseph
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Come here often? ..

Why did the magician do a lecture in Japan?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because the economy was much better.

Why does the magician take his laptop computer to bed with him every night?
joseph
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He's a lonely guy..

How did the magician tear his tuxedo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because people kept making fun of his tail.

Why did the magician replace his dove with an eagle?
Father Photius
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He wanted a bigger finish to his act.

Why did the magician buy a streetcar?
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joseph
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He wanted to put a card through the window..

Why did the juggler stop juggling watermelons?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
JamesTong
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He could not afford to buy watermelons any more.

Why did Gazzo not produce replace his melon final load for the big and heavy bowling ball?
MikeHMagic
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It didn't make the right fashion statement to go along with his bowling shoes & shirt

What did James Tong say when he performed his multiplying 101 manatee trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Jay Ward
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Did you sea cow it works?

What did the rabbit say to to bad magician?
jay leslie
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In the immortal words of Bullwinkle "You got to get a bigger hat"

What did the magi do when all his doves got loose?
joseph
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More Immodium..

What was the magician's nickname?...
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Father Photius
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Rundini

Why was there never anything up Bullwinkle's sleeve?
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Because Smokey the Bear always check his sleeves for flash paper.

Who will be the first magician to use a giraffe on World Greatest Magic?
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