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Dynamike
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Because he performed it worst than he could pronounce it.

Why did the magician never perform for his family?
JamesTong
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He is an orphan, still single and without a girlfriend.

What did the magician do when his hand caught fire when he is lighting the dove pan?
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No one would admit to being related to him

what did Rainblow the clown say after having sex?
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Dang James you're fast LOL

Thanked goodness he finally had a "hot" date

what did Rainblow the clown say after having sex?
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Nothing she was laughing too hard.


Why did the magician buy 10 copies of Microsoft Office?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He is trying to copy Fr. Photius' burn and restored Microsoft Office CD routine.

What did the magician do when he found out that the copy of newspaper he is tearing for the T & R trick is not the gaffed set?
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Threw it over his shoulder and said, "So much for today's news" and went on to the next trick.

Why did the magician's assistant always put her pantyhose on backwards?
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Because the drunk magician put her together backwards after performing Saw In Half.

What is the next animal magicians are going to favor in their shows?
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Me...I'm such an animal...at least my wife told me I was

Why did Rainblow the clown like to spanked after her show?
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Dynamike
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Because there's no sunshine when she's gone.

Why does the mentalist carry a magic wand?
Maloney
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Because it's the only wand a mentalist has, obviously. Smile

Why did Dynamike get kicked out of his pitch? lol
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Because that area was for amateur only.

Why do all the professionals use Dynamike's advice.
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Everybody needs a good laugh once in a while.

Why did the magician buy 100 gallons of paint to paint his zig zag illusion?
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Because he was using it for the Sears Tower.

When is Dynamike not Dynamike?
Maloney
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Because there's no such thing as Dynamike.

Why did the thin model sawing break?
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Its too thin to take any extra weight.

Why did the magician do when he was sacked after a very bad gig?
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He tried catching a bullet with his teeth, hoping he would miss.

Why did the magician wear a silk for underwear?
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Because that is what she always wears.

What did the magician do when he realized that he had set up his squared circle upside down?
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He gave a thunderous laugh on stage and the audience wondered what happened.

Why did the magician decide to perform the smash and restored bricks?
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Because, after smashing them, he found that his routine had 'crumbled'.

Why did the Gorillas, @ the zoo, laugh at the visiting magician?
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