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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because he performed it worst than he could pronounce it.
Why did the magician never perform for his family? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is an orphan, still single and without a girlfriend.
What did the magician do when his hand caught fire when he is lighting the dove pan? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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No one would admit to being related to him
what did Rainblow the clown say after having sex?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Dang James you're fast LOL
Thanked goodness he finally had a "hot" date what did Rainblow the clown say after having sex?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Nothing she was laughing too hard.
Why did the magician buy 10 copies of Microsoft Office?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He is trying to copy Fr. Photius' burn and restored Microsoft Office CD routine.
What did the magician do when he found out that the copy of newspaper he is tearing for the T & R trick is not the gaffed set? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Threw it over his shoulder and said, "So much for today's news" and went on to the next trick.
Why did the magician's assistant always put her pantyhose on backwards?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the drunk magician put her together backwards after performing Saw In Half.
What is the next animal magicians are going to favor in their shows? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Me...I'm such an animal...at least my wife told me I was
Why did Rainblow the clown like to spanked after her show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because there's no sunshine when she's gone.
Why does the mentalist carry a magic wand? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because it's the only wand a mentalist has, obviously.
Why did Dynamike get kicked out of his pitch? lol
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because that area was for amateur only.
Why do all the professionals use Dynamike's advice. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Everybody needs a good laugh once in a while.
Why did the magician buy 100 gallons of paint to paint his zig zag illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was using it for the Sears Tower.
When is Dynamike not Dynamike? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because there's no such thing as Dynamike.
Why did the thin model sawing break?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Its too thin to take any extra weight.
Why did the magician do when he was sacked after a very bad gig? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He tried catching a bullet with his teeth, hoping he would miss.
Why did the magician wear a silk for underwear? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because that is what she always wears.
What did the magician do when he realized that he had set up his squared circle upside down?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He gave a thunderous laugh on stage and the audience wondered what happened.
Why did the magician decide to perform the smash and restored bricks? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Because, after smashing them, he found that his routine had 'crumbled'.
Why did the Gorillas, @ the zoo, laugh at the visiting magician? |
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