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Do you know you already have a fake thumb stuck up there. (ok ok gross but funny. lol)

Name 3 magic words that just never caught on.
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Pocus Hocus, Cadabra-abra, and Ba-Da-Bing

Why did the magician want to get insurance on his rabbit?
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I suggest we end it here before you all get no work this season Smile
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Because he lived in New Jersey, the nanny state, and it was required by law!!

What happened when the magician tried to stop Gag Tag on Magic Café?
magic4u02
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Duct tape, cement shoes and a river near by. The guy just vanished. Was a pretty decent trick. His patter could have been better then, "NOOOO NOOOOO OH GOD PLEASE DON'T!"

What is the number 1 topic we will talk about when we are old and sitting on rocking chairs at the old magicians home?
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The topic will be: What ever happened to good wholesome magicians like Chris Angel?

Why did David Copperfield cross the road?
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To get away from his kids and alimony payments. lol (ok that was wrong to lol)

PS: Richads.. loved your response hehehe

Please list the top 3 names no magician should ever think of using.
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Dork The Great
Nerdini
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What did the duck say to the magician?
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Thank God I don't fit in the harness...

Why doesn't Matt Colman like Gag Tag?
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Because he is secretly writing them all down and will release the new DVD next month. =) Just teasing ya Matt =)

Why should we all send Rob a PM congratulating him on his recent engagement to his Girlfriend?
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Awww....thanks Kyle- Here is the video:

http://www.celebritydumpster.com/view.html?id=45290

You should send me a PM because, well, ummmm, I don't know. But the video is there? I guess the next person should answer it.
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Because we will all get free track voice announcements in return. I guess congratulations are in order.

What are the chances that Robert Haas was also a Dancing Elf this Christmas?
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Another one I can't answer....bah!
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I don't know, we should take a pole, but then how would Santa find his house?

What's the best number of ducks to put into a sandwich?
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I've never had ducks in a sandwich, I always eat my Quackers with cheese.

If the moon were made out of cheese.....


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...mice would build rocketships.

What is black and white and smells of vinegar?
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A Zebra salad.

How many light bulbs can be floated by one magician?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



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None. He needs three other magicians to tell him he's doing it wrong and two assistants to make sure he gets it right by showtime!


Give a Magician enough (blank) and he'll (blank) with it.
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Rope/bore you to death

What's pink in the middle and pink on the outside?
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A Taco

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