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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts 
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Do you know you already have a fake thumb stuck up there. (ok ok gross but funny. lol)
Name 3 magic words that just never caught on.
Kyle Peron
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Pocus Hocus, Cadabra-abra, and Ba-Da-Bing
Why did the magician want to get insurance on his rabbit?
Robert Haas
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts
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I suggest we end it here before you all get no work this season
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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Because he lived in New Jersey, the nanny state, and it was required by law!!
What happened when the magician tried to stop Gag Tag on Magic Café? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Duct tape, cement shoes and a river near by. The guy just vanished. Was a pretty decent trick. His patter could have been better then, "NOOOO NOOOOO OH GOD PLEASE DON'T!"
What is the number 1 topic we will talk about when we are old and sitting on rocking chairs at the old magicians home?
Kyle Peron
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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The topic will be: What ever happened to good wholesome magicians like Chris Angel?
Why did David Copperfield cross the road? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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To get away from his kids and alimony payments. lol (ok that was wrong to lol)
PS: Richads.. loved your response hehehe Please list the top 3 names no magician should ever think of using.
Kyle Peron
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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Dork The Great
Nerdini Harry Geekstone What did the duck say to the magician? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Thank God I don't fit in the harness...
Why doesn't Matt Colman like Gag Tag?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because he is secretly writing them all down and will release the new DVD next month. =) Just teasing ya Matt =)
Why should we all send Rob a PM congratulating him on his recent engagement to his Girlfriend?
Kyle Peron
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Awww....thanks Kyle- Here is the video:
http://www.celebritydumpster.com/view.html?id=45290 You should send me a PM because, well, ummmm, I don't know. But the video is there? I guess the next person should answer it.
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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richards New user Brian Richards 82 Posts
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Because we will all get free track voice announcements in return. I guess congratulations are in order.
What are the chances that Robert Haas was also a Dancing Elf this Christmas? |
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Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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Another one I can't answer....bah!
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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I don't know, we should take a pole, but then how would Santa find his house?
What's the best number of ducks to put into a sandwich? |
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wizardofsorts Special user Chicago, IL 935 Posts
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I've never had ducks in a sandwich, I always eat my Quackers with cheese.
If the moon were made out of cheese..... Edd
Edd Fairman, Wizard of Sorts is a corporate magician available for your next trade show, hospitality suite, client luncheon, or company event. http://www.wizardofsorts.com
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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...mice would build rocketships.
What is black and white and smells of vinegar? |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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A Zebra salad.
How many light bulbs can be floated by one magician?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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Comet Loyal user 235 Posts
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None. He needs three other magicians to tell him he's doing it wrong and two assistants to make sure he gets it right by showtime!
Give a Magician enough (blank) and he'll (blank) with it. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Rope/bore you to death
What's pink in the middle and pink on the outside? |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7165 Posts
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A Taco
Why is a Taco cheap?
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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