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Father Photius
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Nothing, he is a mime.

Why will Dynamike never be in Tahiti with Nani?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because he is helping his friend enter a magical world.

Who is the first magician to perform at the South Pole?
Maloney
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Dynamike.

Who is the best magician in the world?
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Dynamike
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Dynamike of course.

Why is it people can not stop watching Photius?
Maloney
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Because he's cool. Smile

What did the bartender do when the magician walked in?
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JamesTong
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He ran out thinking ti was Dynamike walking in.

Why did Dynamike perform as the bartender magician?
Maloney
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Because the bartender rfan away, because Dynamike is too big.
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Father Photius
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Maloney, you forgot to post another question!


Why did Dynamike move to France and change his name to Le Grand Jerri?
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Dynamike
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Because he became a millionaire magician in USA, and wanted to hide to hide his identity in Paris.

Why does Photius smile and stare at Dynamike each time Dynamike looks at Photius' avatar?
Father Photius
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That would be telling Smile

Why did the magician fill his pockets with grapes?
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Maloney
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Because you love him? Smile

Why did Photius move to Canada?
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Father Photius
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Because his pockets were full of grapes. I'd never move to Canada, eh, don't ja know.

Why did the magician who didn't move to Canada fill his pockets with grapes?
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Maloney
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Because they were given to him as a non-moving away gift.

Why did the magician make the USA vanish?
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Dynamike
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So he would not have to pay any taxes.

Why did the magician ride a rino?
Father Photius
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Really, Mike, refering to his assistant as a Rhino! Well I never...

Why did the magician do a mentalism trick and bend all of his keys?
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Dynamike
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(LOL)

Because the magician suddenly noticed the sexiest female in the world in the middle of his trick.

How did the magician train a aardvark?
Maloney
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Technically it's "an" aardvark.

Why did the magician use bats instead of doves?
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magicgeorge
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Because it was too hard to hit the cricket ball with a dove.

What's pink and blue and hides down holes?
JamesTong
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All kinds of silks hiding in the magicians' secret pockets.

Why did the magician give up dove magic?
Maloney
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Because they were pooping over everything.

Why did the magician lose his job?
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