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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Because the customer thought he was Maloney.
What does Maloney and Photius have in common? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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We are both INCREDIBLE, the best in the world at sleight of hand.
What does Dynamike do if he forgets his linking rings?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He will use his bling bling.
Is Maloney ever going to get popular? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Hey, after his last answer he is #1 in my book!
Why did the magician soak his rabbit in buttermilk?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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To make his rabbit split into a cow.
How long is the economy going to hurt magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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As long as magic doesn't fight back.
Why did the magician feed his squirrels only green M&Ms?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wanted his squirrel to get use to the The Magic Café.
What did the magician do with a computer in his act? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Turned it into Bill Gates.
What did the magician do with Bill Gates in his act?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Turn him into a computer.
Why did the magician pick females for volunteers only? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he was Dynamike.
What do you call the trick where the assistant ties the shoelaces of both the magician's shoes together?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"Assistant self tying shoe lace"
Why did the magician throw a pizza into the audience? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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He was practicing his other job..
Why did the magician pull a balloon over his head?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he found a new assistant on the sidewalk in Vegas.
Why did the magician wear "Depends" on stage? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Whereelse would he wear them
Why did the mentalist wear cowboy boots and a bib?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He wanted to be in disguise at a magician's convention.
What happened when the elephant sat on the magician? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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The elephant swallowed him up from behind, spitting him out the other end.
What did the magician say to that elephant?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
"Experience the Unexplainable" www.jordanmaloney.com Go check it out! |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"Quit looking at me like a peanut"!
Why did Photius bring a tiger to Maloney's house? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are training the tiger to snatch away Dynamike's linking rings.
What did the magician do when he found out that he lost his memory? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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He was left with one effect: "Blank Thought".
What did the magician substitute his rabbit for? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Photius, because of the furry face.
How did the dove fall in love with the magician? |
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