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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts 
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Because he was agasp of the effect!
Why did the magician carry a poisonious snake in his pocket?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He tried it the other way and ....welll...it's complicated
Why does James Tong idolize DynaMike? Sorry Father! I don't spel two goodly
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Dang you're quick!!
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because Dynamike is the man.
Why did the magician produce koala bears?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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So he wouldn't make an ASP of himself
Why does James Tong idolize DynaMike?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because, once again, Dynamike is the man!
Why does James Tong like rabbits?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He finds that with a little salt, pepper, and garlic, provided they are cooked correctly that they are delicious.
How does James Tong like children?
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Over easy.
How does Photius eat his steak?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Well it ain't on the hoof.
Why will Dynamike's act never wind the grand prix at the FISM?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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Because it's too awesome to even perform at FISM.
Will Photius reach eternal order tonight?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Photius will never reach Eternal Order, look under my name it says "Grammar Host" it has said that for a year, and after I have 10,001 posts it will still say "Grammar Host", now back to our regular programming.
How many French magicians does it take to do miser's dream?
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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1.
How many Englsih magicians does it take to perform an ACR?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Why is Photius feeling so excited now? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He booked a show..
Why did the magician refuse a beer after his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he performed for a Kool-Aid business.
When can 5 more post be so important? |
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Maloney Special user Newfoundland, Canada 709 Posts
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They can't.
When is Dynamike going to start crying?
The Magic and Illusion of Jordan Maloney
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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When all his posts are cancelled ... DELETED ... wiped out ... NO MORE THERE
Why is Dynamike thinking of retiring from magic? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He's done all the damage to it he possibly can.
Why did the magician put all his sponge balls into a barrel of oil?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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He did't want anyone to handle his props..
What was in the magicians thimble?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Needles his wife forgot to take out.
Why does the magician want to include a whale in his show? |
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