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Maloney
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Because blubber is warm.

Why did the magician get eaten by a shark.
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joseph
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He was caught cheating at poker..

Who was the magicians worst enemy?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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The mentalist Kiddie Klown

What did the magician get when he crossed a manatee with a faro shuffle?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
joseph
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Some kind of flipper card..

Why was the magician late for his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Because he was black.

What day of the year is a magicians favorite day?
Maloney
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All of them

What day if the year is Dynamike's favorite day?
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joseph
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Milli Vanilli day and Kathy Lee day..

What music did the magician perform to?...
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MikeHMagic
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Hippity Hop

How many feet of rope does it take to stop a clown from doing a magic show?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
JamesTong
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Enough to tie him up and hang him up the tree upside down.

How did the magician escape from the jail?
Father Photius
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He just did his act and they threw him out.

Why did the magician try to smuggle a bunch of bananas into Canada?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Sixten
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Because he thought, during inspection, that his peels may be peeled, before he arrived at Peel.

Why did they laugh at the magician, while he was in the swimming pool?
MikeHMagic
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He had just performed the incredible shrinkage trick when he lost his swimtrunks

Why did the clown try to be a food show star?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Because he had no job but to work for food.

Why is Photius smiling so happy?
MikeHMagic
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Because he's Not DynaMike

Why did the McBride clone Dress as Baby McBride?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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Because McBride is a baby too.

Who is presently our proudest member in this forum?
MikeHMagic
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MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

When is a clown truly funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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When he leaves off Photius' beard.

What did the members of Eternal Order say to Photius?
MikeHMagic
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What happened to the beard?

Why does DynaMike need a beard?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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joseph
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He wanted to look like Randi..

Who came out of the zig zag illusion?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
MikeHMagic
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The "in the closet" magician

Why did rainblow the clown do the Zig Zag clown foot trick?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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