They are cheap because they are so ugly. They are so ugly that you just have to run for the border. It's so cheap because there other idea was fire alarms. They figured they could save money by taping Jiffy Pop to the ceiling.

Why does Doug look like Geppetto? (sorry Doug.. I say it out of love) =)

To attract Kyle, apparently! (However, if any of Doug's creations start wishing on stars we're in big trouble)

How do you stop Kyle from bouncing on his bed?

Put alligators on the ceiling.

How does Belfast differ from Anaheim?

Belfats has some crazy guy named george wearing crazy hats and scaring all the children. =)

How do you get George's hat away from him?

Tell him he's no longer a WWII pilot.

Why is Kyle holding 4 balls?

Robert Haas

He figures it's better to have 4 too many than none at all.

What is the best way to skin a Beaver.

Sandpaper bicycle seats.

How long will it be before my answer is deleted?

Haha...doesn't matter. Some read it already and it will live forever.

How do you remove a LARGE steel spike from your forehead?

(George, I don't know but its the first time I've laughed on this thread in a while.)

Use a bigger magnet.

What was the name of George's childhood bicycle?

Edd

Beaver remover 2000 lol

Why did Edd decide to add the extra D and what does it stand for?

The extra D is the Dam where the Beaver lives.

When I say "chocolate starfish" you think of _________________. (This will probably get deleted along with George's!)

Robert Haas

A very disapointed woman on valentines day.

Why did Mr. Higley change his name to oug?

Cause Edd stole his "D". Shame on you Edd. =)

How did Harris get the name Harris if he has no hair? (sorry Harris you know I like ya bro) hehehe

Somebody did a bobo switch with the "L" and the "E"...

it should have been Harless! from Nigel the puppet that rocks and talks..and steals hair jokes from the old dick van dyke show...and other places...

(as my freind Beth says...if you don't laugh at yourself..someone will beat you to it.....My hair line and nose are very easy for even me to draw a caricature...)


Harris.....

: )

If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at somebody else. (Bobby Slayton)

Why is this becoming the dumbest thread in the Café?

However by moving a couple of words around in this Harris comment:

"and steals hair jokes from the old dick van dyke show...and other places..."

it can be saved.

How does the 8 Ball hold ALL the Answers?!

Perhaps!

What are the 2 words in Harris' comment that should be moved around?

I refuse to answer except to say it's more than 2 that when shuffled!


Repating: How does the 8 Ball hold ALL the Answers?!

It doesn't but those who are addicted to cocaine think so.

What is the perfect valentine gift for Simon on American Idol?

Paula Abdul, wearing nothing but a big pink bow.

What is the perfect valentine gift for Paula Abdul on American Idol?

Simon with all his clothes still ON!

What do you get for a magician who has everything?