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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts 
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To dot the eye
Why do mentalist clowns smell funny?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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To 'curry' favor with their audiences.
Why did the magician's audience faint, when he walked on stage? p.s./Jay: Sorry! Had to yank my thread. (Ref.: Barred) After threading, I noticed I missed the word "high", for my reply. Great response though. 
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He never heard of Left Guard.
Why did the magician always wash his cape in hot water?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had no choice. He always performed in the Sahara dessert.
Why did the magician soak his cards in water? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was told he could back palm 100 of them effortlessly.
Why did the magician shave only half his head bald? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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So he can scare the animals at the screaming monkey research center..
Why was the magician shirtless at his show?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Since he is "The Great Nostradamous", he wanted to display his "Chest".
Why did the magician take on a 2nd. job as a parking enforcement officer? |
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TheRaven Special user 597 Posts
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Because he wanted to give his agent the boot.
Why did the magician request a hotel room on the 13th floor? |
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Sixten Inner circle Floral Park, NY, U.S.A. 4654 Posts
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Because, before his performance, his assistant needed help with conquering 'trisk-aide'-kaphobia.
Why did the magician decide to scale Mount Everest? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because it would never fit on his table unless he reduced it to scale.
Why did the magician shave half of his assistant's head?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because she shaved off half of his.
Where did the magician go when he climbed up the magic rope? |
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Fred-Erik Johanson New user Estonia 89 Posts
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The Magic Land of Allakazam
Why magician refused getting paid for a gig? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the gig was for people with no money.
What was the assistant about to do with her magician's magic wand? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts
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You don't want to know.
Why did the spectator jump onstage?
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They are fed up with the linking rings routine.
What did the magician do when the spectator jump onstage and onto him? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He dropped him with aiki nage, then performed the sword basket illusion on him without using a basket.
Why did the magician paint his hubcaps yellow?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wanted to look hip hop wishing people would think his hub caps were made of gold.
What did the magician say to the preacher? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Got any spare change?...
What did the magician wish for?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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That he would get a wish.
What is a magician's favorite food? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17498 Posts
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Whatever vanishes from his plate...
What did the magician use to make a car vanish?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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