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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts 
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Nothing. He just drove the "American" made car around. The warranty would not even cover it.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Mike, you forgot to post a gag!
How did the magician make his car vanish in Juarez?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He left his car keys in the car.
What did the magician do when he found out that he took the wrong prop luggage (empty inside) to his gig? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He performed Max Maven's DVD, "Nothing."
Why did Kyle give Photius a piggy back ride at his magic show? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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They were trying out an unusual escape routine.
Why did Kyle decide to wear a bright red spendex costume? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was being Photius twin wearing the bright red spendex gown.
What part of the show do James and Maloney always perform together? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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52 card roundup..
What trick did the magician perform at the rodeo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Nothing but bull crap.
Why did the magician jump off the cliff? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He was told that was the best publicity stunt.
What did the magician do when he cannot escape from the Siberian chain escape? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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RIP
What did Photius say to James when they finally met in the middle of a show? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Get off the stage I do a solo act!
Why did the magician buy Cab Calloway records?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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He wasn't no Minnie the Moocher
Why do clowns wear striped socks?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Incase they run into someone who is color blind.
Why did Kyle stop posting in this forum? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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His IQ went up by 1 point.
Why did the magician try to corner the market on marshmellows?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Because he cannot do it with candies.
Why do magicians prefer to use red silks? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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It is better at hiding their assistants blood stains.
Why did James fly to see Photius perform? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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To learn how to use a red gown for a manipulation act.
What did the magician do when his dove pan got stuck an he cannot produce the doves from it? |
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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Chris angel yelled "CAN WE EDIT THAT"
what happens when you cross a mouth coil with ruffing spray? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Cat tongue.
Why does James Tong wear blue spandex long johns, red boots, red shorts,and a red cape?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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To match his tux ..
Why did the magician perform the linking rings 3 times in a row?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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