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Dynamike
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Nothing. He just drove the "American" made car around. The warranty would not even cover it.
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Mike, you forgot to post a gag!


How did the magician make his car vanish in Juarez?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He left his car keys in the car.

What did the magician do when he found out that he took the wrong prop luggage (empty inside) to his gig?
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He performed Max Maven's DVD, "Nothing."

Why did Kyle give Photius a piggy back ride at his magic show?
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They were trying out an unusual escape routine.

Why did Kyle decide to wear a bright red spendex costume?
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Because he was being Photius twin wearing the bright red spendex gown.

What part of the show do James and Maloney always perform together?
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52 card roundup..

What trick did the magician perform at the rodeo?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Dynamike
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Nothing but bull crap.

Why did the magician jump off the cliff?
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He was told that was the best publicity stunt.

What did the magician do when he cannot escape from the Siberian chain escape?
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RIP

What did Photius say to James when they finally met in the middle of a show?
Father Photius
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Get off the stage I do a solo act!

Why did the magician buy Cab Calloway records?
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He wasn't no Minnie the Moocher

Why do clowns wear striped socks?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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Incase they run into someone who is color blind.

Why did Kyle stop posting in this forum?
Father Photius
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His IQ went up by 1 point.

Why did the magician try to corner the market on marshmellows?
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JamesTong
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Because he cannot do it with candies.

Why do magicians prefer to use red silks?
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It is better at hiding their assistants blood stains.

Why did James fly to see Photius perform?
JamesTong
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To learn how to use a red gown for a manipulation act.

What did the magician do when his dove pan got stuck an he cannot produce the doves from it?
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Chris angel yelled "CAN WE EDIT THAT"

what happens when you cross a mouth coil with ruffing spray?
Father Photius
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Cat tongue.

Why does James Tong wear blue spandex long johns, red boots, red shorts,and a red cape?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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To match his tux ..

Why did the magician perform the linking rings 3 times in a row?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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