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Father Photius
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Because he was sure he could figure out how it worked.

Why did the network fire the masked moron?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
ray raymond
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Chris angel kept copying his stuff,

why did the magician cross the road?
Dynamike
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Because he did not want to go under it.

What type of magic does the magician perform on Tuesday?
JamesTong
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Quote:
On 2009-08-10 21:14, Father Photius wrote:
Cat tongue.

Why does James Tong wear blue spandex long johns, red boots, red shorts,and a red cape?


(Fr. Photius, I knew you would join in the fun Smile )


Nothing ... he got fired on Monday.

Why did the magician not try using spandex to replace his silks hankies?
Father Photius
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He thought it would be too much of a stretch for him.

Why did the magician use oatmeal as his final load in cups and balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
JamesTong
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He traded in his balls for oatmeals so he can still perform cups and balls and have food as well.

Why is the magician usually jobless?
Dynamike
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Because he refused to read Dynamike's marketing book.

Why did the magician spend more on the Café instead of practicing?
JamesTong
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He thinks reading the Café posts makes him a better magician.

Why did the magician make all kinds of excuses not to practice?
Dynamike
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So he will have more with his assistant.

How did James feel after reaching 10,000 post?
JamesTong
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I will try to make 10,000 balls to match my 10,000 posts.

What did the magician do with the 1,000 balls gifted to him by James Tong?
Dynamike
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Sell it like he did the rest of them.

What did James' wife say to him after seeing him with 10,000 balls?
JamesTong
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"You either sell them off quickly or I am going to donate them all to the masked moron."

What would Dynamike do with those 10,000 balls?
Dynamike
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Give each one to his girlfriends.

What is the first thing James said after catching Dynamike's post?
JamesTong
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"You are not spending enough time at the Café."

Why did the magician produce a bowling ball from a bunch of silks?
Dynamike
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Because he ran out of sponge balls.

Where does the magician enjoying practicing with his assistants?
Father Photius
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In the Magic Land of Allakazam.

Why did the magician dye all his rabbits blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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They died themselves and turned blue from nature.

Who do you think will start the next thread?
joseph
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Whoever finishes this one..

What time did the magician set his sun dial to?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Father Photius
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Daylight savings time.

What happened to the magician who made Las Vegas disappear?
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He bet he could make it reappear..

What did the magician produce the poker chips from?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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