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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts 
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Because he was sure he could figure out how it worked.
Why did the network fire the masked moron?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ray raymond Veteran user 329 Posts
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Chris angel kept copying his stuff,
why did the magician cross the road? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he did not want to go under it.
What type of magic does the magician perform on Tuesday? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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On 2009-08-10 21:14, Father Photius wrote: (Fr. Photius, I knew you would join in the fun  )
Nothing ... he got fired on Monday. Why did the magician not try using spandex to replace his silks hankies? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He thought it would be too much of a stretch for him.
Why did the magician use oatmeal as his final load in cups and balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He traded in his balls for oatmeals so he can still perform cups and balls and have food as well.
Why is the magician usually jobless? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he refused to read Dynamike's marketing book.
Why did the magician spend more on the Café instead of practicing? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He thinks reading the Café posts makes him a better magician.
Why did the magician make all kinds of excuses not to practice? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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So he will have more with his assistant.
How did James feel after reaching 10,000 post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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I will try to make 10,000 balls to match my 10,000 posts.
What did the magician do with the 1,000 balls gifted to him by James Tong? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Sell it like he did the rest of them.
What did James' wife say to him after seeing him with 10,000 balls? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"You either sell them off quickly or I am going to donate them all to the masked moron."
What would Dynamike do with those 10,000 balls? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Give each one to his girlfriends.
What is the first thing James said after catching Dynamike's post? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"You are not spending enough time at the Café."
Why did the magician produce a bowling ball from a bunch of silks? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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Because he ran out of sponge balls.
Where does the magician enjoying practicing with his assistants? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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In the Magic Land of Allakazam.
Why did the magician dye all his rabbits blue?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24120 Posts
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They died themselves and turned blue from nature.
Who do you think will start the next thread? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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Whoever finishes this one..
What time did the magician set his sun dial to?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Daylight savings time.
What happened to the magician who made Las Vegas disappear?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17176 Posts
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He bet he could make it reappear..
What did the magician produce the poker chips from?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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