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They think he's David Coppertone..

Where did the magician's zombie ball roll when he dropped it?...
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Into kids hands ready to heckle the secret.

Why does Dynamike performs so nice?
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Since the 20 old ladies chased him for not telling them the 100 rings secret..

Why did the magician dye his coins green?...
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Because of the new law, "Go Green." If a magician's tricks are not green, he will be fined.

Why don't all magicians do magic full time?
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If they do they would have no time for the Café.

How would Dynamike look like if he is dressed in bright red spandex gown?
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He would look just like Dynamike dressed in a bright red spandex gown.

Why would we prefer not to see that?
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Fr. Photius would not like to see that.

What did the magician do when he goofed badly in his milk pitcher vanishing milk effect?
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He admitted only a black cow can give white milk.

Why did the magician enjoy calling James before he would do a performance?
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He's showing off all the time that he could do a better presentation of Dynamike's 101 rings routine.

Why did the audience scream when the magician light up a flash paper?
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The Beatles were standing behind him..

Why did the magician busk at the funeral?...
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Because he was convinced he had a dead act.

Why does Dynamike volunteer all his time on the Café?
Father Photius
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Because he has a court order prohibiting him from volunteering elsewhere.

Why did the magician teach his rabbit to say "Moo"?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because he wanted to teach the rabbit to say "Move out my face and fetch me a carrot" to the kids after his show.

Why do we all love Dynamike?
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Only because he's jays godfather..

What happened when the magician ran out of balloons?...
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He had to use condoms to blow up at the adult party.

What trick is it Photius will never do?
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The one Dynamike just stated.

What did the magician do when he realized he had only two balls to do his Strat-o-sphere with?
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Dynamike's 101 rings routine.

What did the magician do when he cannot escape from the straits jacket?
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Sue his parents for not making him double jointed.

What trick do magicians give up the most?
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The easy ones..

Why did the magician forget his patter?...
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He did not know he is supposed to talk, so he never create a patter for anything.

Why did the magician decide to perform for the babies?
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