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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts 
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They think he's David Coppertone..
Where did the magician's zombie ball roll when he dropped it?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Into kids hands ready to heckle the secret.
Why does Dynamike performs so nice? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Since the 20 old ladies chased him for not telling them the 100 rings secret..
Why did the magician dye his coins green?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because of the new law, "Go Green." If a magician's tricks are not green, he will be fined.
Why don't all magicians do magic full time? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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If they do they would have no time for the Café.
How would Dynamike look like if he is dressed in bright red spandex gown? |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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He would look just like Dynamike dressed in a bright red spandex gown.
Why would we prefer not to see that?
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Fr. Photius would not like to see that.
What did the magician do when he goofed badly in his milk pitcher vanishing milk effect? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He admitted only a black cow can give white milk.
Why did the magician enjoy calling James before he would do a performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He's showing off all the time that he could do a better presentation of Dynamike's 101 rings routine.
Why did the audience scream when the magician light up a flash paper? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The Beatles were standing behind him..
Why did the magician busk at the funeral?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he was convinced he had a dead act.
Why does Dynamike volunteer all his time on the Café? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he has a court order prohibiting him from volunteering elsewhere.
Why did the magician teach his rabbit to say "Moo"?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he wanted to teach the rabbit to say "Move out my face and fetch me a carrot" to the kids after his show.
Why do we all love Dynamike? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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Only because he's jays godfather..
What happened when the magician ran out of balloons?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He had to use condoms to blow up at the adult party.
What trick is it Photius will never do? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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The one Dynamike just stated.
What did the magician do when he realized he had only two balls to do his Strat-o-sphere with?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Dynamike's 101 rings routine.
What did the magician do when he cannot escape from the straits jacket? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Sue his parents for not making him double jointed.
What trick do magicians give up the most? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17442 Posts
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The easy ones..
Why did the magician forget his patter?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He did not know he is supposed to talk, so he never create a patter for anything.
Why did the magician decide to perform for the babies? |
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