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Dynamike
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Because he wanted to see how far helium will take her up.

What will the Café be like if Dynamike was the owner?
JamesTong
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The newbies will still pop by to learn the latest secrets and they still do not know which magician specializes in 'dynamites' magic.

Why did the magician insist on posting on the Café everyday?
Dynamike
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He wanted to be a volunteer supporter like Dynamike.

What was James doing when he was not posting regularly?
MikeHMagic
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Thinking of new posts

Why did the clown use "the Force"?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
Dynamike
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He had no choice, there was only card left in his hand after it did not work on the previous 51 cards on the floor.

What happen when Dynamike arrived at the party not knowing they were all KKKs?
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A sure sign of a misspent youth:
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He put on a white sheet and did some magic.

After a few tricks, how did Dynamike make himself disappear?
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Dynamike
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He lit his fuse.

Why Photius does not mind performing for the Black Panthers?
Father Photius
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Because large cats always growl with approval at my act.

Why should buttermilk be used in the vanishing milk pitcher?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because it would be a good match for someone who is butterfingered.

Why did the audience hit the deck when Photius arrived on stage?
MagicBus
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It was a room full of teens- and he was a Father figure.

What did Kevin James say when he dropped his bowling ball on his foot?
Dynamike
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"STRIKE!!!!" Smile

What did MagicBus say to the kid arriving to his saying, "I heard there is a magic bus I can ride over here."
MagicBus
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He said "Don't worry about spilling anything, I have been a bus boy my entire life."

What did Jimmy Walker say when he produced his large, red, very thick appearing lit candle?
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You can see the room it all bright,
that is all because of Kid Dy-no-mite!

What will be the best trick to do with a laptop computer?
JamesTong
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Posting at the Café.

What did the magician do when he found out that the zebra silk trick he bought did not come with a zebra?
Dynamike
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He sued PETA for telling him that.

Why did the magician throw eggs at the audience?
MagicBus
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We wanted them to get his yokes.

What novel new climax did the magician have for his Malini egg bag routine?
Father Photius
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He produced Emeril who made a Malini omlette.

Why did the magician want to change Julia Child into a chicken?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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So he would not have any child support to pay.

Why did Photius shave off his beard in front of the audience?
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Because they couldn't see it if he stood behind them

Why did Julia Child use a magic wand to stir the stew? Aand remember to save the chicken liver!
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
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MagicBus
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As Julia was often stewed, the wand was actually a very large drink stirrer, more vodka, less stew. More wine sauce. More cherries jubilee. Everything was cooked with port sherry, not with the magic act of Tom and Sherrie. Julia's real name was Suzie Wandas.

How many pieces of flash paper does it take to heat up a deluxe dove/cake pan?
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