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nucinud
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It turns into a pumpkin after midnight.


What kind of cheese is made backwards?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



Now U C It Now U Don't

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Dancing With The Stars (or "edam")

How many lighbulbs does it take to change a magician?
magicgeorge
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Just the one, in the right place, will change an IT worker into a lame puppeteer.

What did the escape artist say to the cucumber?
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"***...I need to find a girlfriend. Same time next week?"


You can measure time and you can measure other things, but why does president bush wear two shoes?
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Because someone else dresses him.

What sound does a crabapple tree make?
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Harris Deutsch
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A Crust-Achin one.

What did the bicycle say to the deck of cards?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge
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I'm two tyred I'll deal with you later. (groan)

Give me a sentence using the word 'poppycock'
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One time I ate a poppycock bagel and I tested positive for marijuana....

What's the difference between a poppycock and a shuttlecock?
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Harris Deutsch
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One is the Daddy & ....

What did Orville Rednebokker say when he discovered his popcorn?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Lyndel
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wrote the theme to the TV show COPS!
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Pop! You gotta come in here and see this!

Why are magicians assistants so tall?
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magicgeorge
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So they can supply extended support?

Why are there no wheelbarrows in the jungle?
NJJ
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Because snakes don't have arms, the sloths are too lazy and the elephants have their own trunks.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Because none of the animals know how to pronounce it.....

Why do cats meow?
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Because if they went moo they'd be cows...and no one wants to have a cow sit on their lap.

Wky did KobiHasOneEye ignore my answer? Smile Smile Smile
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Jealousy; there were two i's in your question.

What's wobbly and smells of cabbages?
Lyndel
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wrote the theme to the TV show COPS!
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My Uncle...

Where do reindeer eat?
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Harris Deutsch
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At Burger KING.

Who put the bop in the bop She bop?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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magicgeorge
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Burger king. (they doo woppers)

What do you get if you cross 2 sheep and Albert Goshman?
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Harris Deutsch
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Dung under a Salt Shaker

Why was the magician cross eyed?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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He was trying to confuse an NLPer.

What's a frog's favourite card game?
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