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nucinud![]() Inner circle New York, New York 1297 Posts ![]() |
It turns into a pumpkin after midnight.
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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NJJ![]() Inner circle 6437 Posts ![]() |
Dancing With The Stars (or "edam")
How many lighbulbs does it take to change a magician? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Just the one, in the right place, will change an IT worker into a lame puppeteer.
What did the escape artist say to the cucumber? |
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Rupert Bair![]() Inner circle ? 2203 Posts ![]() |
"***...I need to find a girlfriend. Same time next week?"
You can measure time and you can measure other things, but why does president bush wear two shoes? |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Because someone else dresses him.
What sound does a crabapple tree make? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
A Crust-Achin one.
What did the bicycle say to the deck of cards?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
I'm two tyred I'll deal with you later. (groan)
Give me a sentence using the word 'poppycock' |
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Magic Enhancer![]() Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts ![]() |
One time I ate a poppycock bagel and I tested positive for marijuana....
What's the difference between a poppycock and a shuttlecock?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
One is the Daddy & ....
What did Orville Rednebokker say when he discovered his popcorn?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Lyndel![]() Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts ![]() |
Pop! You gotta come in here and see this!
Why are magicians assistants so tall? ![]() |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
So they can supply extended support?
Why are there no wheelbarrows in the jungle? |
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NJJ![]() Inner circle 6437 Posts ![]() |
Because snakes don't have arms, the sloths are too lazy and the elephants have their own trunks.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? |
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Magic Enhancer![]() Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts ![]() |
Because none of the animals know how to pronounce it.....
Why do cats meow?
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer Quality magic products for the working professional. www.MagicEnhancer.com |
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NJJ![]() Inner circle 6437 Posts ![]() |
Because if they went moo they'd be cows...and no one wants to have a cow sit on their lap.
Wky did KobiHasOneEye ignore my answer? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Jealousy; there were two i's in your question.
What's wobbly and smells of cabbages? |
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Lyndel![]() Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts ![]() |
My Uncle...
Where do reindeer eat? ![]() |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
At Burger KING.
Who put the bop in the bop She bop?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
Burger king. (they doo woppers)
What do you get if you cross 2 sheep and Albert Goshman? |
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harris![]() Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8824 Posts ![]() |
Dung under a Salt Shaker
Why was the magician cross eyed?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magicgeorge![]() Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts ![]() |
He was trying to confuse an NLPer.
What's a frog's favourite card game? |
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