A GhostShelf?

If the magician who has everything already bought a GhostShelf from Magic Enhancer (plug plug) what else would you get him (or her)?

A spirit level.

What's the difference between Hilary Clinton and a helicopter?

A helicopter actually gets off the ground.

What's the difference between a good magician and a bad one?

The Atlantic.

What's the difference between Oprah Winfrey and a duck pond?

Duck pond's don't try to sell you books.

Why did the duck go to the library?

He had a bill to pay.

Why did he rabbit refuse to get in the hat?

He was afraid it would mess up his hare.

Why do magicians pull rabbits from hats?

Because depending on where you have the body load, it's movement may cause you to get arrested.


What do you call a 98 lb. bunny with blue eyes?

Anorexic.

Why did the Ventriloquist go mad?

Too many people kept calling him a dummy.

What did the magician do without duct tape?

Used rubber cement.

What did the magician do when the young kid called him a McChicken, rather than a magician?

1. Laid an egg
2. Checked his cholesterol
3. Checked with his lawyer for copyright infringement
4. Clucked
5. Did the egg bag


What effect is the magicians with OCD favorite?

The six card repeat.

(Two days, and no posts? Is everybody on vacation? That's not my riddle, this is:)

Is Harris really Deutsch?

I thought he was a ventmeister, said Nigel, one who rocks and talks.

aside from Harris..part German, Ukraine/Russian, British, and dachshund.

What did the Beagle say after winning the "big show"?

I'm going to Disneyworld!!

What did the magician say after his show for 200 screaming 4 year olds?

He said, "Sorry, Mrs. Osmond, but this is the last time I work your family reunion."

What trick did George W. Bush ask Criss Angel to do at his "end-of-term-as-President" party?

Go back into the past and make it so that a Rookie Senator would beat Hillary Clinton for the Democrat Nomination. Wow...that Chris Angel can really do the impossible!

How many fans does it take to blow David Copperfeild's hair?

I don't know. I'm just glad you said "hair" or he might've got into more trouble.

How do you get a polar bear out of a sub trunk?

Wait till he is finished eating his sandwhich.

How many first ladies/men does it take to change a light bulb?

Bring it back to the surface, open the hatch and say "Get out"

"What I am about to show you now is just amazing. People say........."