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A GhostShelf?

If the magician who has everything already bought a GhostShelf from Magic Enhancer (plug plug) what else would you get him (or her)?
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A spirit level.

What's the difference between Hilary Clinton and a helicopter?
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A helicopter actually gets off the ground.

What's the difference between a good magician and a bad one?
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The Atlantic.

What's the difference between Oprah Winfrey and a duck pond?
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Duck pond's don't try to sell you books.

Why did the duck go to the library?
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He had a bill to pay.

Why did he rabbit refuse to get in the hat?
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He was afraid it would mess up his hare.

Why do magicians pull rabbits from hats?
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Because depending on where you have the body load, it's movement may cause you to get arrested.


What do you call a 98 lb. bunny with blue eyes?
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Anorexic.

Why did the Ventriloquist go mad?
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Too many people kept calling him a dummy.

What did the magician do without duct tape?
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Used rubber cement.

What did the magician do when the young kid called him a McChicken, rather than a magician?
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1. Laid an egg
2. Checked his cholesterol
3. Checked with his lawyer for copyright infringement
4. Clucked
5. Did the egg bag


What effect is the magicians with OCD favorite?
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The six card repeat.

(Two days, and no posts? Is everybody on vacation? That's not my riddle, this is:)

Is Harris really Deutsch?
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I thought he was a ventmeister, said Nigel, one who rocks and talks.

aside from Harris..part German, Ukraine/Russian, British, and dachshund.

What did the Beagle say after winning the "big show"?
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I'm going to Disneyworld!!

What did the magician say after his show for 200 screaming 4 year olds?
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He said, "Sorry, Mrs. Osmond, but this is the last time I work your family reunion."

What trick did George W. Bush ask Criss Angel to do at his "end-of-term-as-President" party?
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Go back into the past and make it so that a Rookie Senator would beat Hillary Clinton for the Democrat Nomination. Wow...that Chris Angel can really do the impossible!

How many fans does it take to blow David Copperfeild's hair?
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I don't know. I'm just glad you said "hair" or he might've got into more trouble.

How do you get a polar bear out of a sub trunk?
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Wait till he is finished eating his sandwhich.

How many first ladies/men does it take to change a light bulb?
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Bring it back to the surface, open the hatch and say "Get out"

"What I am about to show you now is just amazing. People say........."
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