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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts 
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To practice his hand washing..
What was standing near the magician during his thimble routine?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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A dozen of kids with needle guns.
What type of audience will Kyle refuse to perform in wearing his RJOM? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts
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The road vultures motorcycle gang..
When did the dummy finally get fed up with the vent?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he had more common sense.
Why do all bad magicians consider themselves as good magicians? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts
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They are the only ones it seems to get tv contracts..
Why did the magician sell his buzz saw illusion?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He finally noticed it does not work on midgets.
Why did the pastor tell the magician to never perform a levitation trick? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts
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He was in the middle of his sermon when it was performed in the aisle..
Where did the magician hide the elephant when he performed at the picnic?...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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Right behind the trees.
Why did the magician decide to perform at the nudist colony? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts
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When they sit down, he wants it to sound like they're clapping for him..
What trick did the nudists like the most?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Making everyone's clothes disappear in public.
What did the children say about Joseph after his performance? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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"Are you that masked magician?"
Why did the magician feel so comfortable performing at the nudist camp? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because they had no place to hide the rotten tomatoes.
Why did the magician glue banana peels to the elephants feet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because he would be easier to push in for the performance.
Why does Photius refuse to wear contact lens for his performances? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17555 Posts
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He can't insert them...His glasses get in the way..
What did the magician say after his show?...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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"I agree there was no one in the audience when I performed. But I want my money anyway."
Why do people want to learn magician's secrets? |
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MikeHMagic Inner circle 1007 Posts
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Because they know the answer to the Right Guard
Why did DynaMike levitate a sunflower?
Mike "Gus" Harvatt
"Bullwinkle that trick never works." |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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He broke and destroyed too many zombie balls already ... this would be a very cheap replacement.
What did the magician do when the elephant refuse to get out of the back stage into the box? |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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Because the flower girl at the wedding kept dropping it.
What magician on the Café did our president like the most? |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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The masked moron who is hiding behind the username ... Dynamike when he is off line.
What did the magician do when the elephant refuse to get out of the back stage into the box? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He used his substitution trunk instead.
Why did the magician wear blue suede shoes?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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