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To practice his hand washing..

What was standing near the magician during his thimble routine?...
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A dozen of kids with needle guns.

What type of audience will Kyle refuse to perform in wearing his RJOM?
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The road vultures motorcycle gang..

When did the dummy finally get fed up with the vent?...
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Because he had more common sense.

Why do all bad magicians consider themselves as good magicians?
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They are the only ones it seems to get tv contracts..

Why did the magician sell his buzz saw illusion?...
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He finally noticed it does not work on midgets.

Why did the pastor tell the magician to never perform a levitation trick?
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He was in the middle of his sermon when it was performed in the aisle..

Where did the magician hide the elephant when he performed at the picnic?...
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Right behind the trees.

Why did the magician decide to perform at the nudist colony?
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When they sit down, he wants it to sound like they're clapping for him..

What trick did the nudists like the most?...
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Making everyone's clothes disappear in public.

What did the children say about Joseph after his performance?
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"Are you that masked magician?"

Why did the magician feel so comfortable performing at the nudist camp?
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Because they had no place to hide the rotten tomatoes.


Why did the magician glue banana peels to the elephants feet?
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Because he would be easier to push in for the performance.

Why does Photius refuse to wear contact lens for his performances?
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He can't insert them...His glasses get in the way..

What did the magician say after his show?...
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"I agree there was no one in the audience when I performed. But I want my money anyway."

Why do people want to learn magician's secrets?
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Because they know the answer to the Right Guard

Why did DynaMike levitate a sunflower?
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"Bullwinkle that trick never works."
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He broke and destroyed too many zombie balls already ... this would be a very cheap replacement.

What did the magician do when the elephant refuse to get out of the back stage into the box?
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Because the flower girl at the wedding kept dropping it.

What magician on the Café did our president like the most?
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The masked moron who is hiding behind the username ... Dynamike when he is off line.

What did the magician do when the elephant refuse to get out of the back stage into the box?
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He used his substitution trunk instead.

Why did the magician wear blue suede shoes?
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